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Naogopa kuitwa M'MBEA

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Bujibuji, Sep 12, 2011.

  1. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Rafiki yangu alifunga ndoa miezi miwili iliyopita na mchumba wake wa siku nyingi.
    Kutokana na ukali wa foleni huwa ninakuwepo maeneo ya mjini nikipata moja baridi, moja vuguvugu na nyingine moto.

    Kila siku huwa namuona huyu shemeji yangu akiwana na kasharobaro kamoja kenye kuvaa milegezo huku wakinyweshana pombe, denda kidogo na kutomasana kwa fujo.

    Natamani kumwambia mumewe licha ya kuwa naumia moyoni.
    Najua nikimwambia mumewe nitaharibu uhusiano wao, na siku wakipatana wataniita M'MBEA.

    JE NIFANYEJE?
     
  2. Wambandwa

    Wambandwa JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli we M'bea!
     
  3. Elli

    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    Subiri kidogo, ina maana huyo shemeji nae hua anaona kuwa umemuona? Kaaa kimya kaka, waweza kuta jamaa ndio kamtuma mama, sidhani kama yanakuhusu sana japo inauma sana na inauma kwasababu na wewe unakuwa na mawazo kama hayo kuwa huenda shem anakufanyia hivyo...au nadanganya?

    Hama hio bar maana kama jamaa atakuja kumfumania mkewe na akijua kuwa ulikua unajua na hukumwambia bado itakuwa tena shida kwako, vizuri acha kupata hizo za baridi, za uvuguvugu na za moto, kajikalie kwenye foleni uwahi nyumbani, hii ina faida mbili; utaepusha ugomvi na rafiki yako endapo atatambua kuwa ulikua unaona mkewe akiiba na ukakaa kimya lakini pia utakuwa na muda mzuri na familia yako na kuondoa lile wazo kuwa wawezasaidiwa kumlea shemeji...karibu nguruwe, na mimi nasubiri foleni hapa jirani jirani tu
     
  4. Sumbalawinyo

    Sumbalawinyo JF-Expert Member

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    Buji mshikaji wako ana mahela sana? Mahusiano ya nyuma ni vigumu sana kuyaacha, dah sharobaro bila shaka ni kidumu cha huyo shemeji yako. Na huwenda demu yuko kifedha zaidi
     
  5. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Simple
    Mchukue huyo rafiki yako kaa nae
    Hapo .. kunyweni kuleni chekeni..
    Bibie akijitokeza mwache ye ajionee mwenyewe.. then hapo hautakuwa mmbea..
    Bali utakuwa wa A _town / Manyara ..karibu.
     
  6. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    mimi huwa nakaa gizani kama kawaida yangu noctunal, hanioni, ila mimi namuona.
     
  7. OTIS

    OTIS JF-Expert Member

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    Umenena vyema.
     
  8. Smile

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    uitwe mmbea mara mbili? maana wewe ni mmbea balaa? bujibuji mchezo....
     
  9. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Kudadadadadadadeki....... Ngoja nicheke ki profesheno.
    Halo ....haloooooooooooooooo
     
  10. BPM

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    kama unaona ni sahihi kukaa kimya na ukae kimya milele ila kama unahitaji jamaa ajue nbasi wewe jennga na jamaa mazoea ya kukaa nae bar mbalimbali lkn ukiwa na lengo la kumpeleka wanapokutana hao watu then ataona mwenyewe ... ila hakikisha jamaa humwelezi nia yako
     
  11. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Ndoa ikisambaratika alaumiwe nani?
     
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    morio JF-Expert Member

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    Buji, usiseme ww shuhudia tu na acha hivyo hivyo mambo ya mapenzi ni maumivu ya kichwa sana, mwache ajue mwenyewe asipo mwache aishi kwa raha zake coz hajui.
     
  13. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Morio umenena lililo jema mbele za wanadamu na mbele za Mungu pia.
    Nimesikia, nimetii na nitatenda.
     
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    kipi wakiona sahihi kumwacha jamaa awe kama **** au kumsaidia asiwe ****???
     
  15. FirstLady1

    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    Mkanye Mhusika akiendelea ndo ufanye hilo zoezi lingine..
     
  16. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Aliedanganywa na nyoka akala tunda..
    Kwa maana hiyo huyo bibi mzuri mwenye
    Stilo nyukundu na sharob kwa pembe
    .........
     
  17. Riwa

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    Hii issue ngumu sana...yaani unasign death certificate ya rafiki yako hivi hivi kwa kuogopa kuitwa m'mbea! Wait till he is down with HIV, thats when you can tell him, na hutaitwa m'mbea kwani vipimo vitathibitisha kuwa we si m'mbea!
     
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    anaweza kumkanya akachukia na akaenda kwa jamaa akasema ametongozwa nae
     
  19. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Naona vinyota tu, hiyo lugha ni Paw na wenzake pamoja na wewe ndio wenye kuielewa
     
  20. Elli

    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    Buji isije ikawa na wewe una agenda ya siri (unataka na wewe upone njaa hapo) sasa unasubiri tu siku ukishikika umwambie halafu akikataa umtishie kuwa akikataa utamwambia mumewe mambo yako...hahahaaaa nimeisoma janja yako
     
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