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Nani mwenye akili mvuta bangi au mlevi ?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by zayat, Jan 8, 2011.

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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    Mvuta bangi anamuuliza mlevi
    MVUTA BANGI:-Eti India ipo mbali sana?
    MLEVI:-Hapana kwa sababu kuna mdosi pale jobu anakuja kazini kwa baiskeli kila siku
     
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    shosti JF-Expert Member

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    mhh wote wehu
     
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    tena wendawazimu!
     
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    Ha ha ha! Wote mapoyoyo
     
  5. VoiceOfReason

    VoiceOfReason JF-Expert Member

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    Who said alcohol makes you mad..... It made BUD Wiser
     
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    Bangi sio mboga, na pombe sio chai........
     
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    Magulumangu JF-Expert Member

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    Bangi hurahisisha mambo....
     
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    Swali la mvuta bangi ni la kawaida - halionyeshi tatizo la akili.
     
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    Monstgala JF-Expert Member

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    Mazingira ya swali na jibu hayatoi nafasi ya kujua yupi mjinga kwa kuwa hamna sehemu inayoonesha hao jamaa wako wapi. Kwanza kama Pmwasyoke alivyosema "Swali la kwanza halina tatizo" ni swali la kawaida. Pili, Je mlevi na mwenzie waliulizana hayo maswali wakiwa wapi?(Let's think of this scenario) Kama wako Wagah border upande wa Pakistan basi hapo hakuna mjinga, mwendawazimu wa mwehu kama wengi mlivyoshutumu. Raia wanaoishi Wagah border(India-Pakistani border) wanafanya shughuli zao katika nchi mbili tofauti just by walking across the border line to and from.Hivyo huyo mdosi angeweza kuja Pakistani(walipo hao walevi) kila siku kwa bike au even kwa miguu. Take it easy guys.
     
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    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Kweli hatuelewi wako wapi.
     
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    Sudy brightson Member

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    Mvuta bangi anashida ilo swali ata we unaeza uliza ila uyo mlevi ni renga...
     
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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    wapo bongo here here tandale sokoni
     
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    Rungu JF-Expert Member

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    Na nyie vipi. Mmeshalewa au stimu zimewapanda? Ati hatuwezi kujua jamaa wako wapi n.k. Hapo kwenye red inaonyesha wazi hao jamaa wako wapi!
     
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    Monstgala JF-Expert Member

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    Kwi kwi kwii! sasa neno mdosi we linakujulisha vipi kwamba wako wako eneo fulani? Au ushakunywa gongo tayari? Anyway tuko kwenye jukwaa la utani hapa tunataniana usikurupuke kama kichaa kapewa Rungu.. :baby::baby::baby:
     
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    Rungu JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha haaaa. Nimekusoma mkuu!:smiling::loco:
     
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    Monstgala JF-Expert Member

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    Usijali mzee! Hhihi
     
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    wote wana akili lakini hawakuweza kuzitumia ipasavyo,ndio maana wakati wakiwa awajatumia vitu vyao utoa mawazo mazuri na kueleweka na jamii. tatizo ni kuelewa kwani alieuliza alitaka kujua na alietoa jibu alitaka kutoa maelezo
     
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    Monstgala JF-Expert Member

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    Ebwana eee.. Uncle avatar yako nayo balaa..
     
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