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"Nani MUISLAM hapa??"

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by LiverpoolFC, Mar 16, 2012.

  1. LiverpoolFC

    LiverpoolFC JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa aliingia Msikitini na panga mkononi na kuuliza:

    "Ni nani Muislam hapa?" Wote waliokuwa msikitini wakanyamaza kimya.
    Akarudia kuuliza tena: "Nani Muislam hapa?" Vile vile hakujibiwa waumini wote kimya.

    Jamaa alitoka nje na kumchukua mmoja wa waumini kumwomba amchinjie mbuzi. Halafu alirudi tena msikitini na panga lake lenye damu mkononi na kuuliza tena: Nani Muislam hapa?

    Waumini walimuonesha kidole Imamu kuwa ndiye Muislam,Imamu alijitetea kwa kusema:
    Jamani Mi kuswalisha siku mbili ndiyo mniite Muislam? Mi hapa najifunza tu!"
    Jamaa aliyekuwa ameshikilia panga alisema: Jamani mbona hivyo,Mi nilikuwa nataka Muislam mmoja anisaidie kuchuna mbuzi na kuja kuigawa msikitini." Waumini walibakia vinywa wazi.

    Mmmh! Kweli maisha matamu.
     
  2. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha!!!
    Imani dhaifu!!!!!!loh!!!
    sasa na huyo mwenye Panga nae kadhamiria kutisha watu, unamtafuta aliye Muislamu ndani ya Msikiti jamani!
     
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    Sheshejr JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh..! Iyo kiboko nimeipenda mkuu!
     
  4. LiverpoolFC

    LiverpoolFC JF-Expert Member

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    Pamoja Mkuu!
     
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    chief72 JF-Expert Member

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    hata mimi ningeuchuna kifo si mchezo, ndugu
     
  6. farkhina

    farkhina Platinum Member

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    Uyo jamaa mwehu sa mckitin john akafanye nn?
     
  7. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    like...
     
  8. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Imani haba
     
  9. Blackman

    Blackman JF-Expert Member

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    hii kali mkuu nimeikubali
     
  10. Ruttashobolwa

    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    hiyo ni noma mkubwa
     
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    Mashroud Member

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    Sheria ipi inamzuia kuingia?
     
  12. LiverpoolFC

    LiverpoolFC JF-Expert Member

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    Pamoja Kamanda!
     
  13. dickson longo

    dickson longo JF-Expert Member

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    umetisha mkuu,mbavu sina.
     
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    mANg'HOnDi Member

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    what a 9c joke
     
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    gracious86 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahah...Hahah
     
  16. LiverpoolFC

    LiverpoolFC JF-Expert Member

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    Bila shaka sharia ya kumzuia ipo na subiria hapa hapa utajibiwa!
     
  17. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Kwahiyo uko teyari kuikana imani yako kisa kifo?
     
  18. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Du nimeiroma nikiwa kwenye daladala acha nicheke abiria wamebaki kunishangaa tu! Ya ukweli mkuu
     
  19. LiverpoolFC

    LiverpoolFC JF-Expert Member

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    Jf inaweza ikakufanya raia wakuelewe vingine kabisa!
     
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    pepim JF-Expert Member

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    Kwaa kwaa kwaa, tehetehe, umetisha jomba...Kwenda peponi c kazi rahisi.
     
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