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nani mtoto

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by magdarena, Jul 13, 2012.

  1. magdarena

    magdarena Member

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    Familia moja walimpekeka mtoto wao marekani kusoma,yule kijama alipomaliza shule kwabahati akapata kazi kule kwahiyo akaendelea kuishi kule kwamiaka mingi akiwa anaongea nawazazi wake ktk simu tuu. Jamaa akaomba likizo aje kuwaona wazazi wake. Alipokubaliwa akwa anapita madukani kutafuta zawadi zakuwaletea wazazi wake. Ktk pitapita madukani akakuta dawa yakupunguza uzee. Jamaa akaona bora awanunulie wazazi wake ambao walishaanza kuzeeka.kwabahati kunamtanzania alikua anarudi huku siku yapili yule jamaa akaamua ampe ile dawa atangulie nayo ili atapofika awakute wamebadilika. Siku ikafika yule jamaa akasafiri kuja tanzania. Alipofika uwanja wandege akategemea mapokezi yanguvu. Lakini jamaa hakuwaona wazazi wake. Akawa anaangaza huku nahuko bila kuwaona. Pembeni akamwona binti anambadilisha mtoto nepi. Akamwambi"binti hujambo?" Binti akajibu. Jamaa akamwambia hujawaona wazee wawili maeneo haya? Yule binti akamwuliza kwani weunawatafuta wakinanani? Kijana akamwambia wazazi wangu mr na mrs fulani. Yule binti akahamaki "jamani mwanangu waoooo" yule jamaa akamwambia binti umechanganyikiwa? Yulebinti akamjibu hapana mimama yako. Ile dawa uliotuletea tulipotumia tukawa vijana ila baba yako kazidisha dozi ndohuyu karudi utoto nilikua nambadili nepi kajisaidia" jamaa akapigwa namshangao akazimia.
     
  2. g.n.n

    g.n.n JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
     
  3. Kilahunja

    Kilahunja JF-Expert Member

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    I knw dis bt am hapy to c it once again..teh teh!
     
  4. LiverpoolFC

    LiverpoolFC JF-Expert Member

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    Aliyepewa dawa toka America yuko wapi?
    Ama walikuwa wanandugu nini?
     
  5. farkhina

    farkhina Platinum Member

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    Hahahaha hiyo dawa inamfaa bi cheka mana anaonekana kuutaman sana ujana lol
     
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    Sheshejr JF-Expert Member

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    Iyo dawa, ni nouma inaitwa grow young!!
     
  7. Bebz

    Bebz Member

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    hahahahahahhh hiyo dawa noma..
     
  8. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Kipeso kwa sana mpaka basi
     
  9. manumbu1

    manumbu1 JF-Expert Member

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    nimecheka sana
     
  10. MC babuu

    MC babuu Member

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    Hiyo dawa wasipewe wanawake tunatakiwa wanaume pekee
     
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