nani kama bishanga jamani?

[Bishanga]

hebu cheki li avatar la bishanga,dah,linanuka hela!
ole wake m chit chat yeyote nimkute karemba avatar yake ifanane na ya bishanga,na la ikitokea nitanunua u diamond member ( sh milioni kumi kwa mwaka) na atakayenifuata huko nahamia platinum member (sh milioni hamsini kwa mwaka) na mkinifuata huko basi nitakanunua kaseva kote ka jf kisha nimpe The secretary awe anasevia mistari ya mapenzi ninayomtumia kila kukicha...kudadadadadadeki bilionea la kihaya hoyeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

 

[NORTHERN ROCK]

Bishanga uko juu siyo siri! Kipindi hiki umekopa bank ipi kiongozi? Hutaki hata mpambe? Madeni ushalipa weye??

 

[nitonye]

Bishanga uko juu siyo siri! Kipindi hiki umekopa bank ipi kiongozi? Hutaki hata mpambe? Madeni ushalipa weye??

Huyu ni mmoja wapo walioficha zile hela kule uswis

 

[Bishanga]

Bishanga uko juu siyo siri! Kipindi hiki umekopa bank ipi kiongozi? Hutaki hata mpambe? Madeni ushalipa weye??

shimo langu la buzwagi limetema mkuu!

 

[King’asti]

Yaani wewe kweli mhaya. Nilipie na mimi basi jamani?

 

[Mtalingolo]

Maden ya NJE yanafanya kazi yake...

 

[Kaunga]

Hakuna kama AshaDii bwana, umeona lebo yake nyeupe, safi kama nini sijui, Bishanga ni cha mtoto!

 

[Bishanga]

Huyu ni mmoja wapo walioficha zile hela kule uswis

nitonye!!!!!! ulipotelea wapi kamanda?@sweetlady jamani kwa nini ulimfanzia ndugu yangu? nitts huwezi amini yaani mara tu ulipopanda KLM kuelekea Harvard for your doctorate programme mkeo akaanza vibweka.Bila kupoteza muda nakuwekea singo ya mbaraka mwinshehe ikupe summary ya kila kitu:
shemeji shemeji mbona wazima taa?
shemeji shemeji wazima taa?
wewe Vin Diesel wazimia nini taa?
shemeji shemeji mbona wazima,
ni ushemeji gani huo wa kuzima taa?

 

[King’asti]

Hivi na hela zote bado wewe ni mdaku. Afu ulisutwaga na haujakomaga! Mweeh!
gfsonwin, njoo uone hii

nitonye!!!!!! ulipotelea wapi kamanda?@sweetlady jamani kwa nini ulimfanzia ndugu yangu? nitts huwezi amini yaani mara tu ulipopanda KLM kuelekea Harvard for your doctorate programme mkeo akaanza vibweka.Bila kupoteza muda nakuwekea singo ya mbaraka mwinshehe ikupe summary ya kila kitu:
shemeji shemeji mbona wazima taa?
shemeji shemeji wazima taa?
wewe Vin Diesel wazimia nini taa?
shemeji shemeji mbona wazima,
ni ushemeji gani huo wa kuzima taa?

 

[TANMO]

shimo langu la buzwagi limetema mkuu!

'Shimo lako' limetema??

 

[Bishanga]

Yaani wewe kweli mhaya. Nilipie na mimi basi jamani?

Utanipa nin?

 

[Bishanga]

Maden ya NJE yanafanya kazi yake...

Mtasema kila kitu...oh bishanga epa,oh uswiss,oh rikmond,oh ripoti ya mkaguzi mkuu...semeni weeeeeeee usiku mtalala,si mnajua maji ya moto hayaunguzi nyumba?

 

[Bishanga]

Hakuna kama AshaDii bwana, umeona lebo yake nyeupe, safi kama nini sijui, Bishanga ni cha mtoto!

Mmmmhhhh unasemaje?

 

[Bishanga]

'Shimo lako' limetema??

Wiiiiiiiiiivu mpaka unaleta mimatusi,mwone ndo mana gazeti lako lilifungwa na tiaraei.

 

[Bishanga]

Hivi na hela zote bado wewe ni mdaku. Afu ulisutwaga na haujakomaga! Mweeh!
gfsonwin, njoo uone hii

Hivi siku hizi kusema ukweli ni udaku?
gfsonwin ndo nani?

 

[Arushaone]

Bishanga, bishanga, bishanga!! We endelea tu uone utakavyoishiwa utaenda wapi. Wenzako tulivyokupa michango ulipokuwa unadaiwa bank sasa waja hapa kujisifia! Ngoja ruttashobolwa aje hapa akitoka chachi.

 

[BADILI TABIA]

chezeya Bishanga weye,

kuna dada anaitwa Natalia, tumekuteua ukamkague tafadhali

 

[King’asti]

Utanipa nin?

Nitamuambia sweetheart Paw asikupe ban hata ukipumbalaizi kiasi gani. Ila Nyani Ngabu ndo awe anapewa ban kila wknd.
deal?

 

[CharmingLady]

freemasons huyoooo!!!!!!!!!

 

[Asprin]

chezeya Bishanga weye,

kuna dada anaitwa Natalia, tumekuteua ukamkague tafadhali

Hivi wewe unajua kuwa nakutafuta SANA?