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Nani atafuatia kufa?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by MAMMAMIA, Sep 10, 2011.

  1. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Dogo mmoja tangu alipozaliwa hadi umri wa miaka mitano hakuwa anaweza kusema.
    Siku aliyoanza kusema, alitamka neno moja tu, "Bibi".
    Siku ile ile, bibi yake akafariki. Sku ya pili akatamka "Mjomba". Mjomba naye akafiriki.
    Siku ya tatu akatamka "Babu", babu akafariki punde baadaye.
    Familia yote ikawa haina raha, kila mmoja akiwa na wasiwasi wa kutajwa katika orodha ya dogo. Nani atafuatia baadae, baba? mama? shangazi?.....
    Siku ya nne asubuhi mapema dogo akatamka "Baba".
    Duh! Baba akaingiwana simanzi. Akawaaga jamaa zake, akajilaza kitandani kusubiri saa yake, lakini muda si mrefu ikaletwa taarifa kuwa dereva wa familia amepata ajali na kufariki.
     
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    Hmaster JF-Expert Member

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    Dah, umenitisha sana. Mi mwanangu ana miaka mitatu na nusu bado hajui kuongea sasa na hii stori sijui itakuwaje! Mi naanza kumwombea kila atayemtaja akianza na mimi awe tajiri.
     
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    khaaa! Kumbe hakuwa baba wa mtoto dereva alicheza fauro
     
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    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    Tunaibiwa kiingilio hapa. Anyway, i will be back to view comment.
     
  5. Shine

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    Hatari amani inatoweka jabisa
     
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    Cjui baba atasema afadhali kwani atakuwa kesha nusurika,katambua kuwa yy c baba halali lakini je hapakuchimbika????
     
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    maweee,mbona kazi.
     
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    ha haaa haaa..................so dingi alichakachuliwa na derevantaua raaaia
     
  9. MAMMAMIA

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    Lakini hiyo ndio iliyomwokoa

    Kama ni mimi ninasamehe usaliti, maisha kwanza!
    Ningetamani kujua uamuzi wake

    Ndio, dingi alichakachuliwa, lakini naamini alshukuru kimoyomoyo kuwa yeye sie baba wa dogo!
     
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    Khaaa!! dereva alipiga vyombo hapo!! ha ha ha kwa hiyo baba atafurahi kuwa amenusurika ila sasa suala la mtoto wa dereva ndo utata mtupu
     
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    BADO HAJANUSURIKA,SI BADO ANAENDELEA KUTAJA,ANAWEZA KUTAJA'baba mlezi'
     
  12. MAMMAMIA

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    Hatari! Na wewe jihadhari usijekuwa "Jirani" wa dogo na wewe akakutaja!
     
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    Du pia inawezekana kuwa baba alipokana kwa kuwa hakuwemo kwenye hiyo ajali
     
  14. KIGENE

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    Hapo sijakupata vizuri hao waliotajwa na dogo wakafariki walikuwa na udugu na dreva wa familia au aliyedhaniwa kuwa baba wa dogo kumbe sio?
     
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    Angekuwa wangu ningemchinja asije akamaliza ukoo bure. Heri afe yeye mmoja kuliko kuimaliza familia nzima, khaaaa!
     
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    Bora umenisaidia kuuliza swali mkuu maana hata mimi nilitaka kuuliza hlo swali...
     
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    Kwa kuwa haikutajwa kama waliokufa ni jamaa zake dogo toka familia ya baba yake hawa Bibi, Babu na Mjomba inaonesha walikuwa walikuwa na uhusiano na dogo kwa upande wa mama yake tu.
     
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    hahaha this is funny.....
     
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    Hapo nimekusoma mkulu safi na wikiend njema
     
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    wewe umenena! Ntafute nikupe taska bariiiiiidi!
     
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