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Nani anakunywa wine yangu?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtanzanika, Jun 20, 2012.

  1. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    Bakari ni house boy.mara nyingi huiba wine ya boss wake na kisha kuongeza maji kwenye chupa ili boss asigundue.
    Mara kadhaa boss alihisi ladha tofauti anapokunywa wine hivyo kuhisi kuna mchezo mchafu.alihisi tu Bakari anahusika.
    ilikua ni bahati tu alimvizia na kumbamba Bakari akichakachua wine,

    kwa kuwa mkewe alikua anamtetea Bakari,Ili kumthibitishia mkewe kuwa bakari ndo culprit, boss alianza kwa kumuuliza Bakari maswali,siku hiyo Bakari alikua jikoni,boss na mkewe walikua sebuleni.

    Boss:Bakariiii!
    Bakari:Naam baba!
    Boss:nani anakunywa wine yangu?
    Bakari kimyaaaa hajibu kitu!
    Boss:Bakariiiii!
    Bakari:naam baba!
    Boss:nauliza nani anakunywa wine yangu halafu anajazia majiii!
    Bakari kimyaaaaa!

    Boss akaamua amfuate hukohuko jikoni.'kwanini nikikuita unaitikia,nikikuuliza unanyamaza?
    Bakari:baba huku jikoni ndo kulivyo,unasikia jina tu likiitwa lakini maneno mengine husikii,na kama huamini baki jikoni mi niende sebuleni.
    Bakari akaenda sebuleni.

    Bakari:Babaa!
    Boss:naam bakari!
    Bakari:Saa sita usiku,hua unaenda kufanya nini chumba cha house girl?
    Boss kimyaaaa!
    Bakari:Baba babaa!
    Boss:ndio bakari!
    Bakari:Nauliza hivii,chumbani kwa house girl saa sita za usiku hua wafuata nini?
    Boss kimyaaaaaaa!

    Boss akatoka nje,'Bakari huku jikoni ni kweli husikii kitu dah!'

    Bakari:(kimoyo
    moyo)maaninaa!unanijua unanisikia!

    KILICHOFUATA HAPO UTAMALIZIA MWENYEWE.
     
  2. J

    Jrafiki Member

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    Da,beka kammaliza bosi wake.
     
  3. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    yaani kaua mazima!!
     
  4. Mzalendo JR

    Mzalendo JR JF-Expert Member

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    Duh it was a crash
     
  5. Zuia Sayayi

    Zuia Sayayi JF-Expert Member

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    Aise hii imenifanya nicheke peke angu barabarani
    ikabidi nitoe cm nijifanye kama kuna m2 anichekesha kwenye cm.
     
  6. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    hope hukujikwaa!
     
  7. mysteryman

    mysteryman JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha duh......
     
  8. princess enny

    princess enny JF-Expert Member

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    duh hyo kali! Mbona bos lazma kigugumiz kimpate!
     
  9. N

    Ndensarie Member

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    Hiyo kali ubunifu wanguvu !
     
  10. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    ...Baada ya hapo mama akaanza kum maindi baba,baba akamwambia aende jikoni.Bakari akamwita:
    mamaaaa...
    Mama:abee bakari!!
    Bakari:baba anaposafiri,yule jirani yetu unayelala naye chumbani mnafanyaga nini?
    Mama kimya!
     
  11. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    dah ebana hilo pia lawezekana!hapo beka kaharibu ndoa vululuvululu!
     
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