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Nani anakosa uhondo?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by samanya, Mar 19, 2011.

  1. samanya

    samanya Member

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    Padri na shekhe walikutana kwenye ndege, Padri akamkaribisha shekhe kitimoto,shekhe akasema si hatulagi, padri akasema mnakosa uhondo.
    Wakati wa kushuka shekhe akamwambia padri msalimie mke wako,padri akajibu sisi hatuoi, shekhe akasema mnakosa uhondo. Je kati ya shekhe na padri nani anakosa uhondo?
     
  2. 2my

    2my JF-Expert Member

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    wote wanakosa uhondo!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. M

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    Ww ile ki2 ya pale kati achana nayo kabisa yani padri inakula kwake
     
  4. M

    Mishemtaa Member

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    Ww ile ki2 ya pale kati achana nayo kabisa yani padri inakula kwake
     
  5. Ndibalema

    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    Usipokula kiti moto, waweza kula hata nyama ya mbuzi na uhondo ukaupata.
     
  6. M

    Mishemtaa Member

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    Ishu pale kati 2
     
  7. aye

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    padri kakosa uhondo kwa kweli
     
  8. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Kitimoto achana nacho aisee....
     
  9. Henge

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    du kitimoto nikitamu ila pale kati duu patamu zaidi!
     
  10. dwight

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    Wote! Kitumoto na kitimoto zote tamu!
     
  11. Criss

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    Aaaah!!Nyama kitu gani bana mbona maras hawali na hukuti wakisumbua nayo kichwa!!!Pale kati issue nyingine bana..........!!!
     
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    baba k Member

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    zote ni nyama, lakini ile ya shekh ni tamu zaidi
     
  13. Globu

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    Hapo umenena Mkuu. Ya Sheikh ni tamu zaidi
     
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    zote ni tamu lkn kwa muda ule unaotumia, kama hauitumii ni kawaida tuu
     
  15. Kimbweka

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    ILITAKIWA WAKUTANE NA MCHUNGAJI MAANA MCHUNGAJI ANAFAIDI VYOTE HAPO SHEKHE ANGEZIMIA TU:lol::lol::lol:
     
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    Hapo mchungaji atakuwa anavunja maadili.
     
  17. Washawasha

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    k ni tamu zaidi ya waiti pepa,huwezi fananisha hivi v2,maana hata pork wenyewe wanaipenda k na ndio maana wanazaliana
     
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    ile kitu kati inaitwa sukari mungu
     
  19. triza

    triza Member

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    ya sheikh haifananishwi na kitu chochote ile niyapeke yake, acha mchezo na hapo kati bana palivyo patamu.
     
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    Sheikh ndo inakula kwake mapadri hawaoi ila wanapiga mech kama kawa
     
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