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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Sep 5, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa baada ya kutoa maelezo kwa daktari kuhusu matatizo ya mkewe kutokusikia vizuri,daktari alimshauri aende nyumbani,akajaribu kumsemesha kwa umbali tofauti tofauti mpaka pale atakapomjibu ili ijulikane ukubwa wa tatizo lake.Jamaa alipofika nyumbani,akaanzia mlangoni kwa kusema;"mke wangu,umepika nini leo?..(hakusikia jibu).Akasogea hadi sebuleni,akauliza tena;"mke wangu,umepika nini leo?..(bado hakusikia jibu).Akaingia hadi jikoni,akamkuta mkewe anapika,akamwuliza kwa mara ya tatu;"mke wangu,umepika nini leo?".Mke akajibu kwa hasira;"mume wangu mbona husikii?,sasa nakwambia mara ya tatu,nimepika ugali kwa samaki!".
     
  2. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    hadithi njoo,uongo njoo,utamu kolea...
     
  3. Ritz

    Ritz JF-Expert Member

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    Duuuu!!
     
  4. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    huh.................kwahiyo waliambukizanan kutoskia,ha haaa ha,lol
     
  5. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo sijapata ujumbe. Nitarud kucoment.
     
  6. NG'ADA

    NG'ADA Senior Member

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    kwa iyo alijipeleka mwenyewe hospital ama?...
     
  7. Mkurya halisi

    Mkurya halisi Member

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    hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa hii nayo kali!
     
  8. Mitchell

    Mitchell JF-Expert Member

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    du kumbe mme ndio alikuwa kiziwi????????
     
  9. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Akhsante kwa kunielewa!
     
  10. r

    rchibindu Member

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    kwa kweli hiyo bbu kbwa ....... inaonyesha yeye ndiye mwenye matatizo ya kusikia vizuri.
     
  11. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    dah! Haya ndugu,jitahidi zaidi
     
  12. Apolinary

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    dah hiyo kali!
     
  13. Angel Msoffe

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    haijanivutia hata kidogo.
     
  14. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    unataka iwe vip ili ikùvutie?
     
  15. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Alitakawa iwe-straight isiyohitaji kufikiria!
     
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