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Namba ngeni; je una boyfriend?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Vodka, May 4, 2012.

  1. Vodka

    Vodka JF-Expert Member

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    Namba ngeni ilimpigia huyu demu then ika anza ku mwambia...NAMBA NGENI ; hallo! mrembo!...una boyfriend?!
    GIRL ; yap ninae kwani we ni nani?! NAMBA NGENI ; mi ni baba yako kumbe una boyfriend eeehh!! nikirudi hom uta eleza sasa..baada ya dakika mbili cmu ika ita tena kwa yule dem
    NAMBA NGENI ; hallo mambo!....una boyfrend?!
    GIRL ; sina kwani ni nani?!
    NAMBA NGENI ; haaaaa mi ni boy frend wako...ina maana umenisaliti?!
    GIRL ; no no no baby sorry ni dhani ni baba yangu ndo maana nika sema hivyo
    NAMBA NGENI; Mimi ni baba yako nilitaka tu kuhakikisha,kumbe kweli ! Utanikoma nikirudi.
     
  2. Nish

    Nish JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha!
     
  3. Salim kt

    Salim kt Member

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    Huyo amekwisha,kichapo kina muhusu
     
  4. suri

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    Kweli bakora za ulimi muhimu
     
  5. d

    dy/dx JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaha baba kamuweza kweli mwanaye
     
  6. farkhina

    farkhina Platinum Member

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    Huyo baba anamakusudi.mbona hajapiga tena akamuuliza huyo girl kama ana baba au la.
     
  7. suri

    suri JF-Expert Member

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    Demu alichemka kwenye second call,angesimamia kaul yke
     
  8. farkhina

    farkhina Platinum Member

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    inaoneka dem muoga hatari halafu hajiamin
     
  9. Swts

    Swts JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeipenda ii
     
  10. suri

    suri JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha ndo alikuwa ameanza ngöno
     
  11. farkhina

    farkhina Platinum Member

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    ww ni mzoefu nn?
     
  12. suri

    suri JF-Expert Member

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    Hujauliza swali bado,ilo pigia mstari
     
  13. farkhina

    farkhina Platinum Member

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    hahaha tena mstari mwekundu.
     
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