........mzungu na safari ya mto rufiji.................

[matumbo]

Wakati wanavuka mto Rufiji,mtalii wa kizungu alimuuliza kijana mwenye boti
Mzungu:do you know biology,psychology,ecology,geography and geology?

Kijana:NO

Mzungu:what the hell do you know on earth!!..you will die of iliteracy godamit...!!

Walipofika katikati ya mto ghafla boti ikaanza kuingiza maji kwa kasi.

Kijana:hey do you know swimology and escapalogy from crocodilogy?

Mzungu:No,help me please

Kijana:well you will drownology and crocodilogy will eat your assology and you will dieology because of your badmouthology..Mother****ology...

Kijana akajitosa majini uku boti inazama.

 

[THK DJAYZZ]

Copy & paste

 

[matumbo]

Copy & paste

muone kwanza!!una sura mbaya mpaka ukimenya vitunguu vyenyewe ndio vinatoa machozi

 

[Big dee]

man your goodology

 

[Mr.mzumbe]

It's perfectly,pastology and copology.

 

[THK DJAYZZ]

muone kwanza!!una sura mbaya mpaka ukimenya vitunguu vyenyewe ndio vinatoa machozi

What the hell you thinkin u r

 

[kajwa]

you are cleverlogy

 

[NYENJENKURU]

Copy & paste

YESSSS copy and paste.Tena imerudia ni mara ya tatu sasa...Jamani leta vitu vipya khaaa

 

[matumbo]

YESSSS copy and paste.Tena imerudia ni mara ya tatu sasa...Jamani leta vitu vipya khaaa

aya naleta kitu kipya sasa hivi

 

[matumbo]

What the hell you thinkin u r

vp mbona kama umemaind?mbona uku ni jokes tu mkubwa,furaia maisha

 

[mchemsho]

Ebwana eehh

 

[THK DJAYZZ]

vp mbona kama umemaind?mbona uku ni jokes tu mkubwa,furaia maisha

Worry not we are together.

 

[e2themiza]

hehe! absoutology madologoy in hereology!