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........mzungu na safari ya mto rufiji.................

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by matumbo, Nov 7, 2011.

  1. matumbo

    matumbo JF-Expert Member

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    Wakati wanavuka mto Rufiji,mtalii wa kizungu alimuuliza kijana mwenye boti
    Mzungu:do you know biology,psychology,ecology,geography and geology?

    Kijana:NO

    Mzungu:what the hell do you know on earth!!..you will die of iliteracy godamit...!!

    Walipofika katikati ya mto ghafla boti ikaanza kuingiza maji kwa kasi.

    Kijana:hey do you know swimology and escapalogy from crocodilogy?

    Mzungu:No,help me please

    Kijana:well you will drownology and crocodilogy will eat your assology and you will dieology because of your badmouthology..Mother****ology...

    Kijana akajitosa majini uku boti inazama.
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Copy & paste
     
  3. matumbo

    matumbo JF-Expert Member

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    muone kwanza!!una sura mbaya mpaka ukimenya vitunguu vyenyewe ndio vinatoa machozi
     
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    Big dee Member

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    man your goodology
     
  5. Mr.mzumbe

    Mr.mzumbe JF-Expert Member

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    It's perfectly,pastology and copology.
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    What the hell you thinkin u r
     
  7. kajwa

    kajwa Member

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    you are cleverlogy
     
  8. NYENJENKURU

    NYENJENKURU JF-Expert Member

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    YESSSS copy and paste.Tena imerudia ni mara ya tatu sasa...Jamani leta vitu vipya khaaa
     
  9. matumbo

    matumbo JF-Expert Member

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    aya naleta kitu kipya sasa hivi
     
  10. matumbo

    matumbo JF-Expert Member

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    vp mbona kama umemaind?mbona uku ni jokes tu mkubwa,furaia maisha
     
  11. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Ebwana eehh
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Worry not we are together.
     
  13. e2themiza

    e2themiza JF-Expert Member

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    hehe! absoutology madologoy in hereology!
     
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