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mzungu na mwafrika! (joke)

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kingdom_man, Dec 31, 2010.

  1. Kingdom_man

    Kingdom_man JF-Expert Member

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    True Story:
    Kulikuwapo mzungu na nyani wake pembeni alikuwapo mwafrika anauza ndizi; Mwafrika akamuomba mzungu amlindie ndizi zake anatoka kidogo. Aliporudi akakuta ndizi zake zimeliwa Alipomuliza mzungu akamjibu amekula ndugu yako akimanisha nyani. Baadae kidogo mzungu akaenda kujisaidia akamuomba mwafrika amlindie nyani wake aliporudi akamkuta amekufa, Alipomuliza mwafrika akamjibu "hayakuhusu haya ni mambo ya kifamilia"
    HAPPY NEW YEAR
     
  2. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    funny,Thank u.
     
  3. Michelle

    Michelle JF-Expert Member

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    love it,asante sana!Happy 2011!
     
  4. j

    jitu la kale Member

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    Ya ukwe'....eee!,hapy new yr 2011
     
  5. Elli

    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    Mambo ya Ngoswe.....
     
  6. Fatma Bawazir

    Fatma Bawazir JF-Expert Member

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    too fanny thank you happy new year
     
  7. tzjamani

    tzjamani JF-Expert Member

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    Fatma pole pole hayo macho mama.
     
  8. SHUPAZA

    SHUPAZA JF-Expert Member

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    Dah!!! your so real ,real bad. so funny
     
  9. boma2000

    boma2000 JF-Expert Member

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    safiiiii
     
  10. Kingdom_man

    Kingdom_man JF-Expert Member

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    Thank you all and happy new year. 2011 msiwe na visirani na watu bcoz hujui yatayokukuta nini mbeleni?!.
     
  11. KIPANYA

    KIPANYA Member

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    like dat! great 2011
     
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    Bi. Mkora JF-Expert Member

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    Safi sana. Mzungu mwenyewe kakoma ubishi.
     
  13. m

    mankind Senior Member

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    big up sana. We mkali.
     
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