Dismiss Notice
You are browsing this site as a guest. It takes 2 minutes to CREATE AN ACCOUNT and less than 1 minute to LOGIN

Mzimbabwe ajifungua Mbuzi Mtu

Discussion in 'Habari na Hoja mchanganyiko' started by MaxShimba, Sep 4, 2011.

  1. MaxShimba

    MaxShimba JF-Expert Member

    #1
    Sep 4, 2011
    Joined: Apr 11, 2008
    Messages: 35,808
    Likes Received: 94
    Trophy Points: 145
    Exclusive: Meet the human goat
    [​IMG]
    Miracle ... The bizarre human-like creature born from a goat

    THESE are the shocking pictures of the human-like creature born from a goat in central Zimbabwe.
    Defying science, the dead human-like being survived for several hours after birth on Sunday but died later as shocked villagers gathered in rural Maboleni, 40 miles out of the Midlands town of Gweru, to witness the “miracle”.
    The creature, which was incinerated by superstitious villagers before it could be taken for lab tests, had what looks like a human head, face, nose, mouth, neck and shoulders but also had goat legs and a tail. It also had human-like skin and back.
    Midlands Governor Jason Machaya claimed on Wednesday that the bizarre creature was a product of bestiality. He declared: “An adult human being was responsible.”
    But experts say it is impossible for a human being to have sex with an animal and produce an offspring of any kind.
    Inter-breeding humans with closely allied species like chimpanzees, gorillas and gibbons has been attempted with no results, experts say.
    There are few known species that can interbreed and produce offspring of varying degrees of fertility, including horses and donkeys which produce mules which are infertile. Bison and cattle produce beefalos while lions and tigers produce ligers – both infertile.
    The Midlands’ Provincial Veterinary Officer Dr Thomas Sibanda, while regretting that they never got the chance to conduct tests on the bizarre creature, said: “As far as I know, it is not scientifically possible for a man to impregnate a beast unless of course it’s a miracle.
    “Inter-breeding is so hard that a sheep and a goat can mate but they will never produce any product out of it.”
    [​IMG]
    Is it a baby? ... The bizarre creature strikes pose of sleeping human baby
    Locals now fear that the creature was a product of witchcraft, but Dr Sibanda still wants to give science a chance. He said: “It is common that an animal can be born with the hydrocephalus condition, a condition that causes an animal to have an abnormally big head full of water. This condition can cause the normal positions of the chin, nose and ears to shift.
    “We could have confirmed that the creature was a goat if we had seen it since we are experts in animals. To confirm whether it was a human being, you need medical doctors.”
     
  2. MaxShimba

    MaxShimba JF-Expert Member

    #2
    Sep 4, 2011
    Joined: Apr 11, 2008
    Messages: 35,808
    Likes Received: 94
    Trophy Points: 145
    [TABLE="width: 100%"]
    [TR]
    [TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"][​IMG][/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD="class: newsLastParagraph, bgcolor: #F0F4FF, align: left"]Shock ... The bizarre 'human-like' creature born from a goat[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [/TABLE]
     
  3. MaxShimba

    MaxShimba JF-Expert Member

    #3
    Sep 4, 2011
    Joined: Apr 11, 2008
    Messages: 35,808
    Likes Received: 94
    Trophy Points: 145
    Hii ndio jigijigi na mbuzi, matokeo ndio hayoo
     
  4. Ritz

    Ritz JF-Expert Member

    #4
    Sep 4, 2011
    Joined: Jan 1, 2011
    Messages: 42,032
    Likes Received: 3,869
    Trophy Points: 280
    Duuu!!!
     
  5. Biohazard

    Biohazard JF-Expert Member

    #5
    Sep 4, 2011
    Joined: Aug 21, 2011
    Messages: 1,944
    Likes Received: 140
    Trophy Points: 160
    duu mbona matukio hayo yamekua mengi,mara jiwe mara nn
     
  6. Kiranga

    Kiranga JF-Expert Member

    #6
    Sep 4, 2011
    Joined: Jan 29, 2009
    Messages: 34,583
    Likes Received: 5,634
    Trophy Points: 280
    Huyo mbuzi aliyejifungua ni Mzimbabwe? Sikujua kuwa mbuzi wana uraia siku hizi.
     
  7. Mwita25

    Mwita25 JF-Expert Member

    #7
    Sep 4, 2011
    Joined: Apr 15, 2011
    Messages: 3,840
    Likes Received: 4
    Trophy Points: 0
    Source??
     
  8. Tanganyika1

    Tanganyika1 JF-Expert Member

    #8
    Sep 4, 2011
    Joined: May 10, 2011
    Messages: 333
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 33
    <br />
    <br />
    hahahaaa...umenifurahisha mkuu coz hata mi nliposoma tittle nkastaajabu na habar kamili baada ya kukuta mzimbabwe mwenyewe ni mbuzi.
     
  9. LiverpoolFC

    LiverpoolFC JF-Expert Member

    #9
    Sep 4, 2011
    Joined: Apr 12, 2011
    Messages: 10,956
    Likes Received: 78
    Trophy Points: 145
    <br />
    <br />
    Hv nawe Mwita? Source yanini wakati nyakati zinajieleza? Ama hujui kusoma majira nini? Mwita baki ktk IMANI kamanda! Kumepambazukaaaaa!!
     
  10. KALYOVATIPI

    KALYOVATIPI JF-Expert Member

    #10
    Sep 4, 2011
    Joined: Aug 11, 2011
    Messages: 1,418
    Likes Received: 6
    Trophy Points: 0
    <br />
    <br />
    Hata mimi nikahisi labda uelewa wangu mdogo kwa hiyo huyo mbuzi mzimbabwe kajifungua mtoto mbuzimtu au ni mtu mzimbabwe kajifungu kitu kinachofanana na ntu?
     
  11. LiverpoolFC

    LiverpoolFC JF-Expert Member

    #11
    Sep 4, 2011
    Joined: Apr 12, 2011
    Messages: 10,956
    Likes Received: 78
    Trophy Points: 145
    <br />
    <br />
    Hv nawe Mwita? Source yanini wakati nyakati zinajieleza? Ama hujui kusoma majira nini? Mwita baki ktk IMANI kamanda! Kumepambazukaaaaa!!
     
  12. Kimolah

    Kimolah JF-Expert Member

    #12
    Sep 4, 2011
    Joined: Mar 22, 2011
    Messages: 291
    Likes Received: 73
    Trophy Points: 45
    ..beastiality, kuna mtaalamu kasema...seems jamaa alikuwa ana kutu mno mpaka kaenda kumjigijigi meee!!
     
  13. MaxShimba

    MaxShimba JF-Expert Member

    #13
    Sep 5, 2011
    Joined: Apr 11, 2008
    Messages: 35,808
    Likes Received: 94
    Trophy Points: 145
    Kama kuna Simba wa Kitanzania sioni tatizo la kuwa na Mbuzi Mzimbabwe. Nenda pale Brooklyn Zoo karibu na Eastern Parkway kuna Mbuzi wa Kinageria, kuna Monkey wa Kitanzania.
     
  14. Nish

    Nish JF-Expert Member

    #14
    Sep 5, 2011
    Joined: Jul 22, 2011
    Messages: 732
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 33
    Mungu mkubwa
     
  15. MaxShimba

    MaxShimba JF-Expert Member

    #15
    Sep 5, 2011
    Joined: Apr 11, 2008
    Messages: 35,808
    Likes Received: 94
    Trophy Points: 145
    Ndio maana wale Mawaziri wa Zimbabwe waliambiwa wakatwe ma "G" yao. Kazi ipo kubwa kule Zim.
     
  16. X

    X GIRL FRIEND Member

    #16
    Sep 5, 2011
    Joined: Sep 2, 2011
    Messages: 71
    Likes Received: 1
    Trophy Points: 0
    Zitambueni alama za nyakati
     
  17. Lokissa

    Lokissa JF-Expert Member

    #17
    Sep 5, 2011
    Joined: Nov 20, 2010
    Messages: 6,981
    Likes Received: 77
    Trophy Points: 145
    mtoa mda badili title basi isomeke mbuzi azaa kiumbe kama mtu na sio mzimbabwe ajifungua mtu, kwani mbuzi anajifungua au ww huajelewa title yenyewe lol omba msaada wa kupelekwa english course basi.. hata hivo habari inachekesha.
     
  18. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

    #18
    Sep 5, 2011
    Joined: Feb 12, 2007
    Messages: 11,651
    Likes Received: 75
    Trophy Points: 145
    Labda katafasiri kutoka google.
     
Loading...