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Mzee wa lamii

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by B'REAL, Mar 24, 2011.

  1. B'REAL

    B'REAL JF-Expert Member

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    kuna mzee mmoja alikuwa basha lami[mombasa]nzimaa,yani hakunaa kijana ambaye hakuwai kumchokoraa...siku mojaa alimwambia mwanae[mwanangu hapaa kijijini kwetu hakuna kijana ambaye sija mpitia]kijana[sio kwelii babaa],mzee[kama uwamini we nenda kamtie dole kijanaa yoyote alafu usiniambie jina mi ntakwambia ni nani]kinana akafanya hivyo..jioni alivyo rudi akamwambia baba yake eehe!!niambie huyu nanii?mzee akanusa kidole akamwambia huyu si swedi wa mtaa wa pilii..dogo akagunaa akurithikaa,kesho akaenda kumchoma dole mwingine akamletea baba yake anuse,mzee akamwambia mwanangu huyu yusufu mtoto wa mzee kijiti..dogo akaonaa hataa haiwezekani...akajichoma dole mwenyewe akamwambia sasa ukijua huyu nanii ntaamini,mzee kunusaa tu..aka stukaaa na kumwambia dah!mwanangu kamchezo hakaa umeanza lini tena>>>>
     
  2. Criss

    Criss JF-Expert Member

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    Dah!! jamaa nae jasiri!!!!! :juggle:
     
  3. N

    NNYAMBALA Member

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    Huyu Mzee Noma, inaonekana hata Mwanaye alimpitia.
     
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    Nalonga Senior Member

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    kweli huyu mzee lami...yaaani katambaa mpaaka kwa kid wake duh!
     
  5. Mdau Mkuu

    Mdau Mkuu JF-Expert Member

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    Hapa ingekuwa tamu endapo huyo mzee angemuambia huyo mwanae 'yakhe huyu bikira niambie amehamia lini hapa mtaani?'
     
  6. donlucchese

    donlucchese JF-Expert Member

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    heeh? Hahahaha,kali kuliko
     
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