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Mzee wa kutabiri

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by amiride, Dec 28, 2011.

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    amiride JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa kaenda kwa mganga wa kienyeji akaomba afundishwe na yeye kutabiri. Mganga akamwambia kama unataka kujuwa kutabiri kesho uje na kikopo cha vaseline.
    Siku ya pili jamaa katinga na kikopo chake cha vaseline, Mganga akamwambia avue nguo halafu ainame, jamaa akafanya kama alivyoamriwa,alivyoinama mganga akachukuwa ile vaseline akampaka jamaa matakoni, jamaa akastuka akamuuliza mganga wataka unifire nini, mganga akamjibu kama umelijuwa hilo ushajuwa KUTABIRI
     
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    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Qwa qwa qwaaah! Oh my ribs!
     
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    hii kali
     
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    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

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    Dah?
    Kweli utabiri mgumu...
     
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    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    baada ya hapo ilikwaje?
     
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    cesc Senior Member

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    mmmmmmhhh...kutabiri kila mtu anajua...
     
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    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli jamaa kashajua kutabiri teyari
     
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    angesubiri ushahidi kamili tuu
     
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    lol! jamani nimeanza kutabasamu hapa ofisini wakaniuliza unacheka na nani nikaangua kicheko kikubwa uwii mbavu zangu yaani raha jipe mwenyewe kwa kusoma jamii forum udaku

    mtaka cha uvunguni sharti ainame na huyo mtaka kutabiri sharti ufundishwe kubashiri mambo lol sina ham miye nina masham sham.
     
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    Daaaah!
     
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    Wajinga ndio waliwao!

    Angesubiria mpaka mwisho ajue utabiri vizuri!
     
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    hahaha.
     
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    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    Duh, kaazi kwelikweli...
     
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    Huu ni ukameruni ulojificha
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Copy & paste
     
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    Ipotezee kama vipi!
     
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    Loooooooh!
     
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    umenena
     
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