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Mzee baada ya kuibiwa nauli ndani ya daladala....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by only83, Sep 5, 2012.

  1. only83

    only83 JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa alimuibia mzee nauli ktk daladala

    Mzee: Jamani aloniokotea nauli yangu anirudishie, nisije nikafanya nilichofanya mwaka 1977.

    Jamaa huku akitetemeka akarudisha halafu akauliza, "kwani mzee 1977 ulifanya nini?

    Mzee: nilitembea kwa miguu kutoka mbagala mpka mwenge baada ya kupoteza nauli.
     
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    Hahahahaaa
     
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    teh teh teh, eeeh hii kiboko.
     
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    smiple...but..inafurahisha...hongera!!!
     
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    Nyc one
     
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    mjini shule bhana!
     
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    Only83 can do this!
     
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    Zamani ilikuwa mpaka usubiri gazeti la Sani (tena la kuazima)
     
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    Mwizi kajua busha litamshuka kumbe dah mzee mwanafalsafa!
     
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    nmecheka mpaka nmepaliwa na chakula aisee.
     
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    Kila kitu ni kwenda nacho kwa akili tuuu
     
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    Ha ha ha ha ha ha
     
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    Kweli mjini kisomo, teh teh teh!!...
     
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    Mzee mwanasaiko huyo,ukubwa dawa
     
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    hangekua kijana katisha jamaa hacngeogopa ila sababu ya imani kuwa wazee wengi ni wachawi kjn akapata presha
     
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