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My Wife.... Her besuty

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Consigliere, Nov 30, 2011.

  1. Consigliere

    Consigliere JF-Expert Member

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    She is the talk of the society I live in. Among men for she is beautiful, very beautiful and I am not that handsome (Ok I am lying. I'm african and kind of white but not handsome!), and among wives of these men, for they can never be like her. In case you are still wondering who she is, she is my wife.

    Everyone has a good glance on her, especially on Sundays when the garbage collector boy does not report to work. And being a cleanliness freak she goes downstairs to the common dustbin to throw garbage. It hurts or rather burns my heart when most of these so called working men (I wonder if they work at all!) also come downstairs to throw garbage exactly at the same time when she does. And what is worse is that they empty that small bin in the maximum possible time. And most often than not, I think I am the most cursed creature in my society, by men for being my wife's husband and by women for not being responsible enough to come downstairs myself and throw garbage. And one fine morning, I gave the women a reason to bless me a little.

    I took the garbage bin and went downstairs humming a track from a yesteryear's movie. I came down hoping to catch the usual crowd of men around the dustbin. Much to my dismay, there was not a single soul to be found, except for me and that pariah dog, which I did not notice. I looked up and around, hoping to catch some window open and some eyes pop and peep. But alas! None! Little did I know what fate had in store for me! As I was emptying the dustbin and cursing myself, a rag picker threw a stone on that dog which was eating something. It hit the dog badly.
    I scolded the boy and he ran away. It created mayhem and the dog took me to be the culprit. It started barking badly and showing its teeth to me. I began retracting my path as it grew more violent. Hardly had I run a few meters when he jumped at me and caught hold, first of my costly night dress and then the costlier legs. And as I screamed, it ran away.

    My cries rented the air. My wife came running down and with her, followed the army of her garbage men and with them came the wives of these men. I was hauled up and taken to the medical room, on my wife's request. She was inconsolable as if I was about to die of pain, which undoubtedly was too much to bear. And her army of men was consoling her more than me. My pain increased. It hurt more. It took me a fortnight to get back on my legs. And each day that I spent in confinement, I cursed those men, the common dustbin, the dog and myself. And each day it reminded, it's hard for me to maintain, the beauty of my wife.
     
  2. Kongosho

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    Mnaishi wapi nije kumsalimia tu.
     
  3. Mamndenyi

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    na nyie kwa viingilish hivyo.
     
  4. Rejao

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    ngoja nitafute dikshenari
     
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    Tafuta na dikshinary ya Abot na Nelkon na lile la baoloji sijui likitabu lilikuwaga linaitwaje.

     
  6. Consigliere

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    Yaani Siyo vile unavyo fikiri.....Hii ni Mwalimu wa 'Kingreza' ameniambia niandike kitu kuhusu mke wangu sasa ndiyo nimeandika huu mkasa hapa kwa msaada mkubwa sana wa Dikshenari.... Lengo ni kama kuna makosa katika Inglishi grama mnisaidie, mwalimu asije akanipa nyanjo bure.
     
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    kwa hiyo siyo mke wa ukweli ukweli,
    au unasoma elimu ya watu wazima?
     
  8. Kongosho

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    basi ungetumia hata kile cha ' Musa and Baraka are running in the bottle' kina nafuu lakini hiki unanipa mawazo sana kama kupiga kura 2015.

    Si unajua tena zaidi ya 20% tunaweka sahihi kwa dole gumba

     
  9. Tausi Mzalendo

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    Its not your original piece of work...hebu basi acknowldge source kabla sijakuumbua ulikoikopi!
     
  10. Rejao

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    Kitu modern Biology!!
    Nimetumia Roger mucaster, UP lakini bado sielewe kitu hapo! Ngoja nikapate moja baridi, natumaini hii itanizundua na ngeli itapanda ile mbaya!!
     
  11. Consigliere

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    The wish is if you would know to read and understand, do it and I will show you how heavy you are in understanding, just do it and my response will help you the lot.
     
  12. Consigliere

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    Halafu tatizo la kingreza cha laga, zikiisha kutoka hukikumbuki, ila wengine ndiyo watakusimulia..lol
     
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    Kumbe unataka tulewe muda wa kazi? Ili tuelewe haya maingilishi.

    Una visa, tena vya madenge

     
  14. Consigliere

    Consigliere JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha haa si asavari ya hicho nilicho ki-paste hapo ni chepesi. Cha Mwita25 ndiyo kinasumbua watu ukikutana na maandiko yake inabidi ufungue MS word pembeni ili kuhamishiana hayo maneno yake kwa msaada zaidi wa tafsiri nyepesi.
     
  15. Tausi Mzalendo

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    Your wish is just ............!!! heavy in understanding?? whats that!? express urself as eloquent as "you attempted" in the text you so seriously plagiarized!
     
  16. Kongosho

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    Tausi na Consi, naona mnatafutana kwa manati weee, kwani huko mliko ni baridi sasa hivi?
     
  17. Consigliere

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    Utamuweza Tausi, lakini ameshaanza kunivutia kidogo kidogo.....
     
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    Dah!kwakweli somo la kiinglishi lilinishinda tangu std three,
    Asa hapa kila nikisoma sielewi na simalizi najikuta kapa,
    Mkuu mie naomba niendelee kusoma maoni ya watu tu!!!
     
  19. Consigliere

    Consigliere JF-Expert Member

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    Enzi hizo nakumbuka tulikuwa tunaambiwa tuongee kiinglishi, ukiongea kiswahili unavalishwa kibao kimeandikwa 'I'm a Donkey'.
    Walipoona watu wapoteza hawajali, ukaanzishwa utaratibu, Unaandika maneno haya mara 4999. "I am a Donkey, Iam a Donkey, I am a Donkey" then unasubmit hiyo paper, unaitwa na mnaanza kuhesabu ole wako uzidishe au upunguze.
    Mbona in no time ruhusa za kwenda, toilet, hospital, na kuchelewa tulianza kuziomba kwa kiinglishi.
    I miss that life though
     
  20. Consigliere

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    Enzi hizo nakumbuka tulikuwa tunaambiwa tuongee kiinglishi, ukiongea kiswahili unavalishwa kibao kimeandikwa 'I'm a Donkey'.
    Walipoona watu wapoteza hawajali, ukaanzishwa utaratibu, Unaandika maneno haya mara 4999. "I am a Donkey, Iam a Donkey, I am a Donkey" then unasubmit hiyo paper, unaitwa na mnaanza kuhesabu ole wako uzidishe au upunguze.
    Mbona in no time ruhusa za kwenda, toilet, hospital, na kuchelewa tulianza kuziomba kwa kiinglishi.
    I miss that life though.
     
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