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My naked Turkey Beau

Discussion in 'Jukwaa la Lugha' started by Quemu, Nov 19, 2009.

  1. Quemu

    Quemu JF-Expert Member

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    Thanksgiving is around the block
    Looking for a turkey to moist out my coke (sic)
    A turkey which has the thickest juiciest crutch (sic)
    Ain't you the one…my naked turkey beau?

    I wanna a turkey which is totally thawed and cleaned
    A 120ish pound turkey with bow-legged & back-springed (sic)
    With a breast covered with the springs of fresh rosemary thymed
    Ain't you the one…my naked turkey beau?

    Lay my turkey on a stuffing pan…ready for the wild stuffing
    Stir the bird with a lot of gravy juice on its cushioned crutching (sic)
    Mash all the stuffing mix ‘til the bird's heart is aggressively pumping
    Ain't you the one…my naked turkey beau?

    Stick my turkey into the steel roaster, breast side up
    Cover its marinated curved bottom with my brown chap
    Hope my dipping ain't rough enough to unsettle my turkey's juice-dripping tub
    Ain't you the one…my naked turkey beau?

    maybe to be continued......
     
  2. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    ebana eeeh hii umeitoa wapi wewe? kuwa mkweli...
     
  3. Quemu

    Quemu JF-Expert Member

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    Vipi unadhani sio mkono wangu uliandika hiyo? Kwani mimi nimekuwa Shy (nimesoma Njabu alivyomchojoa mshikaji).

    I seriously wrote that. Hiyo title nimeitoa kwenye Steve Harvey show. Jana, kuna jamaa mmoja mle alikuwa anamwomba (utani) demu awe his naked turkey beau for thanksgiving. So I found it very funny!

    Sasa nikaichukua hiyo phrase, na kuitafutia maneno. Nilichofanya ni ku-google "how to make thanksgiving turkey." The rest ilikuwa ni kucheza na turkey-preparation key words. Hizo (sic) words nimezitumia kupindisha neno halisi tu (unajua hiyo style )Easy!

    Are you doubting my artistic??????????
     
  4. Quemu

    Quemu JF-Expert Member

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    continuing.....


    My Naked Turkey Beau is all ready

    time to set my almighty thanksgiving table
    my king size table is swathed in a hue of soft rose petals
    around it placed fresh strawberries, glass of wine, and fudge apples
    my naked turkey beau is all ready to be gobbled

    got side dishesÂ….pudding, mash potatoes, and whip cream
    my scalloped corn is deliciously sweet peppered as it seems
    incase needed, raspberry flavored jelly is wrapped in a rim
    my naked turkey beau is all ready to be gobbled

    in the middle of the table goes my well-prepared turkey
    but before start eating need to figure way to chuck it
    should I gently shove or negligently folk it
    my naked turkey beau is all ready to be gobbled

    ready to eatÂ…where do I start my turkey?
    is it neck first, breast, and then thighs?
    or should just eat my face off its tender butterball fries?
    my naked turkey beau is all ready to be gobbled
     
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