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My Husband

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mpita Njia, Feb 25, 2011.

  1. Mpita Njia

    Mpita Njia JF-Expert Member

    Feb 25, 2011
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    When the power mower was broken and wouldn't run. I kept hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed, but somehow the message never sank in.

    Finally, though, I thought of a clever way to make my point.

    When my husband arrived home that day, he found me seated out in the yard in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

    He watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. He was gone only a few moments, when he came out again he handed me a toothbrush.

    "When you finish cutting the grass," he said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk too."