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Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Siri Sirini, Sep 10, 2012.

  1. Siri Sirini

    Siri Sirini JF-Expert Member

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    Za jioni wana chitchat, mwenzenu niko vibaya, nina mawazo sana na cjui kama ucku wa leo nitapata usingizi, so naomba mwenye hadithi ambaye hatachoka kutype au kubofya aniandikie niwe nasoma wakati wa kutafuta ucngizi,
     
  2. Judgement

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    Unalipia shiing'ngapi ?
    Starehe gharama!
     
  3. Siri Sirini

    Siri Sirini JF-Expert Member

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    nitakutumia vocha ya buku.
     
  4. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    Hadithi, hadithi

    Hapo zamani za kale palitokea sungura na fisi......walikuwa marafiki sana......siku moja wakaenda porini kutafuta chakula!


    Ntakuja kuendelea baadae kidogo!
     
  5. sweetlady

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    Unamdhalilisha shemeji Judgement....ajipinde kwa vocha ya buku ???? unamfananisha na watoto wa form two B eeh?
     
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  6. Madame B

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    Paliondokea watu wawili mtu na mkewe.
    Mke alipata mimba,siku ya kujifungua ikafika lakini bahati haikuwa upande wake kwani wote wawili walifia Labour.
    Mume alipopewa taarifa kwamba mkewe na mwanae wamekufa,nae akanywa sumu.
    Na Hadithi Yangu Imeishia Hapa.

    Ujumbe:
    Wanaume jitahidini kuoa wake wengi ili kuepuka kukosa vyote.
     
  7. charminglady

    charminglady JF-Expert Member

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    sis mzima weye, ngoja niendeleze. . basi walivofika porini sungura akamwambia fisi wa tafuta nyama me ntatafuta majani. basi fisi akapata nyama nyingi kweli, lakini sungura akapata majani. . . .
    sis sweetlady ukirudi endelea, me nimechoka kutype lol. . . .
     
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  8. peri

    peri JF-Expert Member

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    duh, kweli hii ni chit chat, haiishi vituko.
    Inabidi nikitoka kwenye siasa niwe napita huku kupooza akili.
    Ngoja nitunge hadithi mkuu nitakuja...
     
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    peri JF-Expert Member

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    huu ujumbe nimeupenda.
     
  10. sweetlady

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    Mie mzima sis......basi sungura akawa anamlazimisha fisi wabadilishane yale majani......fisi akakataa
    charminglady si wajua leo zamu yangu jikoni? Njoo uendelee bana!
     
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  11. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha hadithi yako inatufundisha nini Madame B?
     
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  12. Madame B

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    Ufanyie kazi kama uko kitengo hiko.
    Ni raha sana.
     
  13. Madame B

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    Inatufundisha kuwa Wanawake Walio Kwenye Ndoa Wasitubanie Wale Tusiokuwapo Ili Kuepa Waume Kujitoa Roho Kisa Kukosa Watoto.
     
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  14. peri

    peri JF-Expert Member

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    bwana mmoja alifiwa na mkewe, wakati wa mazishi babake akawa anamfariji kwani jamaa alionekana anahuzuni sana.
    Baba: usihuzunike mwanangu, kuwa mvumilivu, pengine baada ya miezi 6 utapata mwanamke mwingine na maisha yatarudi kama zamani.
    Jamaa (tena huku akiwa kataharuki):
    miezi 6?
    Mi hapa nawaza nitafanyaje usiku wa leo.
     
  15. charminglady

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    Madame B u always make me laugh, duh afu leo cjakutia machoni ati!!!!!
     
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  16. sweetlady

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    Hahahahaah huyo jamaa kiboko lol!
     
  17. sweetlady

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    Madame B tunaomba hadithi nyingine......mleta mada bado hali yake sio nzuri!
     
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  18. MwafrikaHalisi

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    Dah mzee mzima umetoa ofa vocha ya buku? Hahahaha, basi mi napita tu
     
  19. Madame B

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    Mamito me nipo always,
    C unajua tena mambo ya Job?
    Tupo pamoja charminglady.
     
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    ok sis, basi ukimaliza nistue nije kula make nahc ubao wa kufa mtu. . .
    tuendelee, basi fisi akakataa kubadilisha majani kwa nyama na sungura. sungura akakasirika wakaanza kupgana ila fisi akamshinda sungura nguvu. kuanzia cku hyo fisi na sungura ni maadui!
     
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