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Mwenye duka na Mteja wake

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Gaga, Feb 1, 2011.

  1. Gaga

    Gaga JF-Expert Member

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    Katika mauzo na Mteja wake dukani..........

    Muuzaji: samahani kaka hairuhusiwi kuvuta sigara hapa dukani

    Mteja: Mbona sigara nimenunua hapahapa dukani?

    Muuzaji: Ebo , kila siku tunakuuzia condom , mbona hutom..i hapahapa?
     
  2. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    kwani wanavyo vyumba hapo hapo? Na jamaa hakamui hapo sababu ana chumba chake
     
  3. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Dah!
     
  4. Kichwa Ngumu

    Kichwa Ngumu JF-Expert Member

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    Ipo safi
     
  5. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    kha! Haina tofaut na ile ya chiz alikuwa anakuna jicho huku amevaa miwani. Mwenye akili akamuuliza vp mbona unajikuna jicho huku umevaa miwan c uvue ndo ujikune. Chiz akamjibu ukiwashwa ta++o utavua nguo ndo ujikune?
     
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    shosti JF-Expert Member

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    :clap2::clap2::clap2:
     
  7. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    ......huyo kweli chizi!!
     
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    Mh! Kazi!
     
  9. B'REAL

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    :clap2:kweliii kuna chizii na jichiziiii
     
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    aisee
     
  11. loveness love

    loveness love Senior Member

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    te hetehe kwikwikwiwkiw ahahah unani hoi
     
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    Tehe!
     
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    WAMURUBHERE JF-Expert Member

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    duh!
     
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