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Mwanasheria na muuza nyama

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtanzanika, Jul 10, 2012.

  1. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    Mwanasheria alikua na mbwa wake.Siku moja mbwa aliingia Buchani akaiba nyama na kukimbia.
    Muuza nyama akamfuata Mwanasheria. "Mbwa wako akiingia buchani kwangu nakuiba nyama, Je napaswa kukudai malipo?"
    Mwanasheria: "Ndio"
    Muuza nyama: Ok nakudai 12,000/=
    Mwanasheria akamlipa Muuza nyama.
    Baada ya siku kama nne hivi muuza nyama alikuta bahasha buchani kwake,alipoifungua ilikua karatasi imetoka kwa Mwanasheria imeandikwa "45,000/=, ada ya kumwona Mwanasheria (Consultation Fee)"
     
  2. Jakubumba

    Jakubumba JF-Expert Member

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    So what??????=)))))))))))
     
  3. Mr.Professional

    Mr.Professional JF-Expert Member

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    Duh huyo mwanasheria ni bomba la jembe
     
  4. VUTA-NKUVUTE

    VUTA-NKUVUTE JF-Expert Member

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    Si mchezo. Swali moja tu malipo kibao...
     
  5. L

    Luluka JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha!nimeipenda hiyo!na mimi ntaanza kucharge consultation fee!
     
  6. Gele vaheke

    Gele vaheke Senior Member

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    Safi sana
     
  7. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    Kwani Great Thinker wangu wewe ulikua unatakaje?!!?!?!?!?
     
  8. KML

    KML JF-Expert Member

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    kidogo........
     
  9. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    I'm sure huyu jamaa hajakuelewa but mimi nimekusoma vizuri kabisa,bravo!
     
  10. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    Pamoja mkuu
     
  11. simba29

    simba29 Senior Member

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    Wanasema "elimu ikukomboe". . .
     
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