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Mwanasheria na mkewe

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Pulpitis, Jun 26, 2012.

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    Pulpitis Senior Member

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    Jamaa mmoja mwanasheria alikuwa na kimada, siku moja wakati anatoka kazini kampakiza kimada kwenye gari yake wakafanya mapenzi, baada ya mambo yao, Demu akasahau chupi yake kwenye gari, jamaa kufika home mkewe kampomea vizuri na alipofungua mlango wa nyuma kaikuta chupi, kakasirika kaichukua chupi kaichanachana uku akimshutumu mme wake kwa umalaya,
    Mwanasheria kuona ngoma nzito kamfuata mkewe akamwambia , you have destroyed the evidence for my client on the Rape case., that case I could get alot of millions.
    Wife. Ooh very sorry dear.shit
     
  2. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    evidento'
     
  3. Kibwebwe

    Kibwebwe JF-Expert Member

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    We ni mkale
     
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    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    Safiiiiiiiiii
     
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    TUMY JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha ha ha h ah ha ha ha ha ha ha h aha ah ah
     
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    Shekispia JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teeeh!
     
  7. Bait

    Bait Member

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    hii kali kuliko
     
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    Chimunguru JF-Expert Member

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    kumbe eeh! Duh
     
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    felinda JF-Expert Member

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    hiyo kali nimeikubali....
     
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    Akagando JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhah!!!.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........i like it.
     
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    VUTA-NKUVUTE JF-Expert Member

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    Si mchezo!
     
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    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Kwenye gari? Kuna watu wanaofanya hizo mambo kwenye magari mpaka sasa? Aibu kwao!
     
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    Pablo gasto New Member

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    unatisha, angekuwa ni mwalimu angejiteaje?
     
  14. Shekhe Gorogosi Jr

    Shekhe Gorogosi Jr Member

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    HAhahhaahhaha.... Mademu wajinga kwereeeee! Angemwambia nimekuletea zawadi pia angekubali...
     
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    kijembeee JF-Expert Member

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    wanasheria hawakamatwi kifalafala
     
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    Hmaster JF-Expert Member

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    Dah! Umenikumbusha mkasa wa jamaa yangu ambaye mywife wake alikuta kondom mpya kwenye koti wakati akitaka kufua. Jamaa alipoulizwa juu ya uwepo wa kondom hizo alijitetea kwamba walipewa kwenye semina ya UKIMWI kazini kwao, watu bwana!
     
  17. mbise victor

    mbise victor Member

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    kwi kwi mpaka nimesahau ya dr ulimboka kule siasani
     
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    KML JF-Expert Member

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    good try
     
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