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Mwanajeshi na m'bibi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtanzanika, Jun 19, 2012.

  1. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    Mwanajeshi alikuwa vitani akashika
    adui watatu,wote walikuwa
    wanawake;wasichana wawili na bibi
    (nyanya) mmoja.
    Mwanajeshi akawaambia "Punishment
    yenu ni mimi kufanya mapenzi na
    nyinyi wote"
    Wale wasichana wakaanza kulalamika
    "Basi twaomba usifanye na huyu bibi
    yetu mhurumie...."
    Bibi akadakia na kusema "Adhabu
    itakuwa moja kwa adui wote..hakuna
    cha huyu ni bibi wala nini!"
     
  2. kookolikoo

    kookolikoo JF-Expert Member

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    kwake hiyo si adhabu!
     
  3. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    huyu bibi cjui ndo yule wa kule mahakamani aliyebakwa lkn haoni shida ye anataka tu cku nyingine mbakaji aje kistaarabu na c kuvunja mlango!
     
  4. kookolikoo

    kookolikoo JF-Expert Member

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    kwa nini usijue na wewe ndiye msimuliaji wa zote mbili?
     
  5. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha!!!sina hakika kama alipata kwenda vitani!
     
  6. kookolikoo

    kookolikoo JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh!
     
  7. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    ooooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  8. magicianboy

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    Mh huyo mbibi prostitute nn???
     
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