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Mwanajeshi atoa kali ya mwaka.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kibirizi, Jul 16, 2011.

  1. Kibirizi

    Kibirizi JF-Expert Member

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    Brigadia mmoja aliamua kuwapima wanajeshi waliokuwa chini yake ili kuweza kubaini ni wakakamavu kwa kiasi gani. Siku moja aliamua kuwatembeza wanajeshi hao kwa mwendo wa ukakamavu kwa umbali wa kilomita 30 bila kupumzika sehemu yeyote. Baada ya kilomita 30 aliamuru wanajeshi wote wasimame, wanajeshi walitii amri, baada ya hapo Brigadia alichora mstari mbele yao akawaambia kwamba ambaye hawezi kuendelea na safari asogee hatua mbili mbele kutoka pale alipochora mstari na ambaye ana uwezo wa kuendele na safari abaki pale pale. Wanajeshi wote walisonga mbele hatua mbili mbele, mmoja wa wale wanajeshi akabaki pale pale hakusogea mbele, Brigadia akamuulia je wewe ndio unaweza kuendelea mbele na safari akajibu mimi hata hizo hatua mbili mbele nimeshindwa kusogea kwa jinsi nilivyochoka. Wanajeshi wote ilibidi wacheke.
     
  2. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo aliyeshindwa hata kwenda hatua mbili mbele lazima atakuwa Cap. John Komba
     
  3. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    imetulia
     
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    Thankx, you start my day.
     
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    mtunzi wa habari hii anamaana gani hapa?
     
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    ni hatari kama umeazima mbavu..
     
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    shaonova New Member

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    Inaburudisha sana
     
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    Kitambi hichoooooooooooooooo!!
     
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    Pawaga JF-Expert Member

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    dah nmefurah sana,thanx mkuu
     
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    ime2lia Mkuu
     
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    Huyo aliyeshindwa kupiga hata hizo hatua mbili ni 'mzenji'.
     
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    Anastahili Tuzo coz ndio ametii amri bila kudhamiria..
     
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    na baada ya kushndwa kusogea mbele capt john komba ndo kikawa chanzo cha kutimuliwa jeshini, amin usiamini!
     
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    Ni binamu yako ndo maana unautani nae!!!!
     
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    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Mmmh!!
     
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    Wajeda wa kibongo michosho hawana hata historia ya kupindua nchi!
     
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