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mwambie jirani yako leo atapata mimba!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Deejay nasmile, Mar 26, 2012.

  1. Deejay nasmile

    Deejay nasmile JF-Expert Member

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    [h=6]mchungaji mmoja katika
    mahubiri yake huwa
    anachangamsha sana waumini
    wake,kwa mfano utakuta katikati ya
    mahubiri utasikia "..Muambie jirani
    yako..Yesu anakupenda!" basi kwa
    furaha na mbwembwe kila mtu
    atamuambia jirani yake,kisha
    mchungaji anasema "pokea upendo
    wa bwanaa!"..Sasa jana mchungaji
    alikuwa anahubiri kuhusu wanawake
    wasiopata watoto,sasa katikati ya
    mahubiri akasema "...Muambie
    jirani yako,mwaka huu utapata
    mimba!" bila kujali watu wamekaa
    na nani jirani wengi tulikaa kimya
    kwani unakuta umekaa na
    mwanaume mwenzio.Mara ikasikika
    tu mtu kapigwa kofi huko nyuma
    alafu mtoto akaanza kulia ile
    tunageuka tunakutana na baba
    akimwambia mwanae wa kiume
    "..Ukome!".
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  2. sakapal

    sakapal JF-Expert Member

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    he! padiri balaa
     
  3. Deejay nasmile

    Deejay nasmile JF-Expert Member

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    hahahah..unaweza kuuwawa hivi hivi
     
  4. Jeji

    Jeji JF-Expert Member

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    mchungaji anaweza akasababisha varangati kanisani
     
  5. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Imetulia mkuu!
     
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    hayaka JF-Expert Member

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    umenichekesha mbaya. Tnx
     
  7. upupuwapwani

    upupuwapwani JF-Expert Member

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    ningeongezea... "tena ya mapacha"
     
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    g.n.n JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Ebwana sijawahi kucheka kama leo dah...
     
  9. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaa
     
  10. Quirine

    Quirine Member

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    alitaka makuu huyu jamaaa
     
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    Rosweeter JF-Expert Member

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    Mchungaji kaleta balaa, umeifanya siku yangu kuwa nzuri sana.
     
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    bigambo Senior Member

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    ah ahaha ah aha haha ahah
     
  13. Mtende

    Mtende JF-Expert Member

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    Uuuuwi mie mbvu zangu hahahaaa
     
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