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Mwalimu wa hesabu na Mwanafunzi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Manager, Jul 14, 2012.

  1. Manager

    Manager JF-Expert Member

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    Mwalimu: Nane kugawanya kwa mbili ni ngapi?
    Mwanafunzi: Ni sifuri. Maana nane (8) imeunganishwa na sifuri mbili.

    Mwalimu: kaa chini
    Mwanafuzi: ngoja nijaribu tena. Ni tatu (3) maana ukiweka msitari kati kati ya nane unapata 3

    My take: mwanafunzi genius--he/she thought differently
     
  2. WAHEED SUDAY

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    Duh! Hata wewe ni genius, teh teh teh teh teh teh teh teeeeh
     
  3. MC babuu

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    Kwenye hesabu siwezi sema lolote
     
  4. Kilahunja

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    Yes s/he is genious coz s/he was able to think outside the box.."thumb up"
     
  5. Bujibuji

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    Huyo mwanafunzi hana adabu
     
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    Yaan huyo ndo genius,2mekwishaaaaa
     
  7. Ruttashobolwa

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    She is rit!
     
  8. Mr.Professional

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    mwanafunzi ananikumbusha darasa la pili b.
     
  9. Manager

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    Acha uonezi kama wa beberu (Buji Buji), ma genius wanapewa 5 thumbs up
     
  10. Shaffin Simbamwene

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    Ndiyo umuhimu wa shule za kata yaana full vipaji
     
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    pretty n JF-Expert Member

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    Duuh haya bwn! Kwmb genius cyo?
     
  12. Manager

    Manager JF-Expert Member

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    Kaaonee huruma jamani
     
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    Think beyond ordinary answers, that was it!
     
  14. Root

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    Hawa wanafunzi


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  15. Manager

    Manager JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi inakuwaje kama mwalimu hafikirii beyond the ordinary answers--matokeo yake unapigwa chini! Hapo ndipo wanafunzi wengine watasema 'unajifanya una akili!'
     
  16. Manager

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    Hivi ndivyo jiji la Athens lilivyopanda chati chati ni kutuletea watu kama Plato, Aristotle na wengineo
     
  17. Manager

    Manager JF-Expert Member

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    Jitose tu ndugu yangu hakuna aliyezaliwa anajua!
     
  18. Mdau Makini

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    Huyo mwanafunzi kilikuwa kichwa cha SIASA hicho, kinanyambulisha hadi Hesabuu!...huo mdebwedo!
     
  19. mtamanyali

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    haka kamwanafunzi katakua kafuasi ka CHADEMA
     
  20. farkhina

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    Ni genius hata mwalim hajawah kufkiria hivo vitu

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