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Mwalimu Vs Mwanafunzi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by ENZO, Jan 2, 2012.

  1. ENZO

    ENZO JF-Expert Member

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    MWALIMU: baba yako akikopa 5,000/= kwenye duka la mangi halafu akaenda kukopa tena 5,000/= kwenye dula mpemba, wakati wa kurudisha kwapamoja atarudisha sh. ngapi?
    MWANAFUNZI: Hatarudisha ki2.
    mwalimu akajua mwanafunzi hakulielewa swali akarudia tena kuuliza swali lkn mwanafunzi akajibu vilevile! "hatarudisha ki2"
    MWALIMU: kaa chini we hujui ki2.
    MWANAFUNZI: We ndio humjui baba yangu akikopa huwa harudishi.

    HERI YA MWAKA MPYA
    PPBW.
     
  2. K

    Kinega ment Member

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    Teh Teh kaz ipo
     
  3. nitonye

    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    deni kurudisha ni kazi
     
  4. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    akikopa huwa harudishi bali huwa analipa!!
     
  5. Angel Nylon

    Angel Nylon JF-Expert Member

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    Mwalim: nkikupa maandazi 6 ukala ma3 yatabaki mangapi?
    M'funzi: km utanipa na mchuzi sibakishi hata 1
     
  6. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Hili kali mno
     
  7. ENZO

    ENZO JF-Expert Member

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    Teheteheteh ...........
     
  8. bampami

    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    dah Angel we noma aisehh.
     
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    True0danny Member

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    dah huyo ndio hakuna ki2 kabisa
     
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    obsesd JF-Expert Member

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    dah madogo wa siku iz noma aisee.
    walimu wana kazi tena ya ziada jaman mmh.
    kudeal na kizaz iki mmh.
     
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