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Mwalimu na Wanafunzi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mkwaruzo, Dec 17, 2011.

  1. Mkwaruzo

    Mkwaruzo JF-Expert Member

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    Ni siku nyingi sijakuwepo ktk safu hii, hivyo sijuwi hii kama ilishawekwa au laa.

    Mwalimu kauliza darasani: "kwanini tunasema mapenzi ni bora kuliko vita?"
    Mwanafunzi mmoja akanyanyuka na kujibu: "sababu condom ni bei rahisi kuliko bunduki"
     
  2. KANCHI

    KANCHI JF-Expert Member

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    Sure !!!
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaa ! Kwel tembea uone.
     
  4. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Mh! Walimu wanakazi ktk kuwaelimisha hao wanafunzi, japo majibu yana mantic ndani yake
     
  5. Bambanza jr.

    Bambanza jr. JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo mwanafnzi anajua bei ya condom? Duuu..! Hiyo kali
     
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    Prince edu Member

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    Mh! May be,i won't know
     
  7. Leonard Robert

    Leonard Robert JF-Expert Member

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    bila shaka ni wanafunzi wa sekondari kudato cha pili.
     
  8. Abbasy

    Abbasy Senior Member

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    mbavu zangu jamani
     
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    BatteryLow JF-Expert Member

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    denti yuko vema.
     
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    KUDATO cha pili mmh cnaga kausemi bandugu lugha ye2.
     
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    Hapana, huyu atakuwa fomu thiriii. Hapa ndipo bhange zinapokolea!
     
  12. Mkwaruzo

    Mkwaruzo JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani kwani kuna siri? Si hata ktk radio tunasikia kuwa paketi ya Dume ni T shs 300/- (kama sijakosea) na ile bunduki ya toys kama huna buku 5 utaishia kupata ile iliyo mbaya
     
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    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Lakini ni sababu mojawapo
     
  14. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo mwanafunzi ni wa level gani ndg?.
     
  15. DAVIES

    DAVIES JF-Expert Member

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    huyo mwanafunzi yuko right kabisa kwani uongo fungua daftari zao nyuma kama hukuti SMS za love na song Lyrics na walimu wanatoa copy siku hizi
     
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    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Big up student.
     
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    Globu JF-Expert Member

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    Dah Denti noma.
     
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