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Mwalimu na mwanafunzi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mpita Njia, Mar 28, 2011.

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    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
    MARIA: Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered North America?
    CLASS: Maria.


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    TEACHER:John, why are you doing math multiplication on the floor?
    JOHN:You told me to do it without using tables.

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    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.



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    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD: H I J K L M N O
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
     
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