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Mwalimu aliuliza swali wanafunzi wa chekechea wakawa wanajibu.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kilimasera, Jan 25, 2011.

  1. kilimasera

    kilimasera JF-Expert Member

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    Mwalimu aliuliza swali wanafunzi wa chekechea wakawa wanajibu.
    Mwalimu: Sehemu gani ya mwili mtu akifa inaenda mbinguni?
    Mwanafunzi 1: Roho ndio inaenda.
    Mwanafunzi 2: Moyo.
    Mwanafunzi 3: Miguu.
    Mh! Mwalimu alistuka akauliza "enhe kwa nini miguu?"
    Mwanafunzi wa 3 akajibu...
    "Jana nliona mama kanyoosha miguu juu uku akisema "oh God am coming...
    Huku baba kamlalia juu asiende"
     
  2. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha!
    Lol!
    Watoto wa siku hizi usilale nao chumba kimoja.
     
  3. kilimasera

    kilimasera JF-Expert Member

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    punguzeni kulala na watoto chumba kimoja kwani wanadaka vitu haraka kuliko mtu mzima
     
  4. Kamakabuzi

    Kamakabuzi JF-Expert Member

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    Kama ni chumba kimoja, basi mfanye kama wahindi - mwende nje bustanini/majanini. Mnadhani wahindi konekana wanafanya mapenzi bustanini ni kupenda? La hasha, ni kuzidiwa.
     
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