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Mwalimu achanganyikiwa kwa jibu la swali lake mwenyewe!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Judgement, Nov 28, 2011.

  1. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Darasa linaendelea na kipindi, na mara ukafika muda wa maswali, mwalimu wa kiswahili, akitanguliza maelezo akisema "wanafunzi na sasa atasimama kila mmojawenu atakua anataja neno au jina la kitu ambalo liwe na maana ya kimbele na kinyume (yaani ukilisoma kikawaida lilete maana na ukilisoma ukilisoma kutoka mwisho kuja mwanzo pia lilete maana) mf. :
    MACHO- CHOMA
    PAKA- KAPA
    Hivyo maswali yakaanza ikawa mwanafunzi akitaja mwl anageuza
    Mwl : Haya Juma unaanza.
    Juma : TATU
    Mwl : TUTA very good kaa chini anaefata Asha
    Asha : BATI
    Mwl : TIBA vizuri kaa anaefata John
    John : KABA
    Mwl : BAKA good anaefata Mussa
    Mussa : SHIMO
    Mwl : MOSHI welldone kaa, Mary malizia la mwisho
    Mary : ROMBO
    Mwl : kimyaa
    Mary : Mwl mbona kimyaa narudia ROMBO
    Mwl : eti ulikua unasemaje? Mmmh unasema?
    Mary : una maana mwl nimerudia mara mbili uko kimya ndiyo nijue nimekosa au?
    Mwl : kipindi kimeisha
    Mwalimu alitoka kasi kama mgonjwa anaewahi kung'oa jino!
     
  2. YEYE

    YEYE JF-Expert Member

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    lilikuwa somo gani hilo..!?
     
  3. Makindi N

    Makindi N JF-Expert Member

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    Duuuuuuh! Balaaaaaaaaaa!
     
  4. lucky j.rhymes

    lucky j.rhymes Member

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    mitoto ya siku hizi ndo ilivyo inafikiria kuliko uwezo wao wa kawaida badala yafikirie kugundua vitu vizuri yanafikilia utumbo.
     
  5. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    nadhani ni lile somo la dini
     
  6. K

    Kifulambute JF-Expert Member

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    Kwani hapo mtoto amekosea ama amepatia
    mwl: excellent
     
  7. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Mkubwa umevaa miwani ya mbao! Unauliza vumbi stoo? "mwalimu wa kiswahili" ungetegemea afundishe Biology!?
     
  8. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    huyo mary hana nanii
     
  9. mashikolomageni

    mashikolomageni JF-Expert Member

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    thanx nalala uzuri sasa baada ya kucheka kazi zilikuwa nyingi leo
     
  10. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha mwalimu mkimbiaji. Nalog off
     
  11. Mphamvu

    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

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    mwandiko.
     
  12. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    duhhh hii noma
     
  13. k

    kisesa Member

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    safi hiyo
     
  14. Clemoo

    Clemoo Member

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    Hy nzur aisee...dah umetsha.
     
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    Senator p JF-Expert Member

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    Mimi ningesema km lilivyo kinyume c ..... Eeeh hvyo hvyo mbroo
     
  16. Ze burner

    Ze burner JF-Expert Member

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    mavazi (mavaaji)-=-- mavuzi (mavuaji)
     
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    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    Kabla sijachangia. Ilikuwa darasa la ngapi mkuu.
     
  18. MR. DRY

    MR. DRY JF-Expert Member

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    Hili litakuwa ni somo la lugha, inamaana mary wote ni viazi hivi.nukta
     
  19. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Sayansi kimu
     
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