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Mwafrika, Mwarabu na mzungu

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Washawasha, Mar 2, 2011.

  1. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    Kulikuwa na wafungwa watatu Muafrika,Muarabu na mzungu ambao walikuwa wanatakiwa wapewe mtihani kdogo ili wakifaulu watasamehewa wakifeli itabidi waendelee kufungwa King akawapa muda watembelee bustani yake pale Izulwini na kuangalia mti au mmea wa aina yoyote ambao hautakuwepo na itawabidi wakautafute na kumpelekea Mfalme huyo.Baada ya muda mfupi Muarabu akawa anarudi.
    KING:Umekuja na mbegu gani?
    MUARABU:mbegu za michongoma
    KING:Nyang'au mkubwa we,hujaiona michongoma ilivyojaa hapa? Adhabu yako vua nguo na ingiza hizo mbegu zako zote ktk sehemu inayotoka haja kubwa.Mara Muafrika naye akawa anakuja
    KING:Umekuja na nini?
    MUAFRIKA:Mbegu za ukwaju
    KING:pumbavu we hujaona mikwaju ilivyojazana hapa?Ndipo King Mswathi III alipomuamuru yule Muafrika afanye adhabu kama anayoyafanya Muarabu yule ndipo Muafrika alipoanza kucheka
    MUARABU:Unanicheka nini sasa?...
    MUAFRIKA:mie sikucheki wewe namcheka mzungu nimemuona anakuja na Boga wakati maboga hapa yapo
     
  2. mafiakisiwani

    mafiakisiwani JF-Expert Member

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    dah!huyo kazi anayo
     
  3. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    ha,ha,ha,ha.haaaaaa...
     
  4. Globu

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    Haaahahaaaa very funny.
     
  5. Joseph

    Joseph JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha ha!sasa boga litapitaje huko nyuma?
     
  6. Mkwaruzo

    Mkwaruzo JF-Expert Member

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    Hii si ngeni kwangu lkn mwafrika alipocheka, nimejikuta nikimpa sapoti
     
  7. IT Guru

    IT Guru JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha
     
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    Slm Senior Member

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    Du! Hii kali
     
  9. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    sipati picha mzungu akipewa adhabu kama ya wenzie!!!
     
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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    Sio laku cheka labda mzungu amesoea hakokamchezo la weza pwaya hilo boga
     
  11. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahahahaaa
     
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