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Mvuvi mvivu.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Jul 2, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Mpitanjia mmoja alimkuta mvuvi kakaa chini ya mti akipumzika huku akiwatazama wavuvi wengine wakiendelea na kazi,mazungumzo yakawa kama ifuatavyo; (MPITANJIA):We mvuvi acha uvivu,nenda kafanye kazi! (MVUVI):Nifanye kazi ili iweje? (MPITANJIA):Upate pesa nyingi! (MVUVI):Na hizo pesa zitanisaidia nini? (MPITANJIA):Utanunua boti yenye injini,utapata samaki wengi zaidi,utapata pesa nyingi zaidi na utanunua boti nyingi zaidi. (MVUVI):Na hizo boti zitanifaa nini? (MPITANJIA):Utaajili wafanyakazi wengi halafu wewe utakaa chini ya mti ukipumzika na kuwatazama wakikufanyia kazi yako! (MVUVI):Kumbe mwisho wa yote ni kukaa chini ya mti na kupumzika,kwani hapa umenikuta nafanya nini?
     
  2. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahaaah!! Mwenyewe karidhika..
     
  3. serio

    serio JF-Expert Member

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    judging the book by its cover.,!!
     
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    samliz Member

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    nimeipenda sana hiyo ime2lia
     
  5. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Ahahaha! Imetulia
     
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    Eshacky JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo mvuvi namtengenezea picha kama nvile "Muhogo mchungu" na majibu ya nyodo.
     
  7. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Hawa ndo watu wa pwani bwana,anakwenda baharini anavua samaki kapu moja,anauza wale samaki,akipata visenti haendi baharini tena mpaka viishe!
     
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    zumbemkuu JF Bronze Member

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    halafu tukakubali tuongozwe na mtu wa pwani, ukimuuliza kwanini hatulii ikulu atakwambia ikulu ni mahali patakatifu
     
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    Shery Member

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    Gud answer!
     
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    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    doh!!!! jibu sahihi kabisa.!!!
     
  11. WISDOM SEEDS

    WISDOM SEEDS JF-Expert Member

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    Duh, hii kali! Mnasema huyo ni mtu wa Pwani? Nani, Prezidaa?
    Ha ha ha haaaa!!!
     
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    Sharo hiphop JF-Expert Member

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    Kuzunguka mbuyu sio kazi, kazi kuukumbatia
     
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    Osaba JF-Expert Member

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    vema sana.
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    kaka hii avatar yako sijaipenda!
    hivi we ni mwafrika kweli!?
     
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