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Muumini na Padri

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by eRRy, Nov 7, 2009.

  1. eRRy

    eRRy JF-Expert Member

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    MUUMINI NA PADRI
    Muumini mmoja alikuwa akiungama kwa Padri.
    Muumini: Nakuungamia wewe Padri wangu, dhambi zangu ni hizi, nina meseji za matusi kwenye simu yangu, nina picha za x kwenye simu yangu.
    Padri alimwinamia taratibu na kumwambia:
    “Unaweza kunifowadia vyote?”
     
  2. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    WORTH LOUGHING...tHANX!
     
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    Audax JF-Expert Member

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    c utani!!!!!!!!!!!1
     
  4. Mwana va Mutwa

    Mwana va Mutwa JF-Expert Member

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    duhhh inafanana na hii ya mchungaji alikuwa anafungisha ndoa ya rafiki yake

    mchungaji; ni kweli bwana.....unampenda na unakubali kumuoa bi......
    bwana harusi;nampenda kinoma.
    mchungaji;acha usenge tupo kanisani
     
  5. Tumain

    Tumain JF-Expert Member

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    Padre na Sheikh!
    Padre: Sheikh tupita hapa tupate kitimoto
    sheikh: Haram hiyo hailiwi
    Padre: Umekosa uhondo sheikh
    Sheikh: Nawahi nyumbani kwa mke wangu
    Padre: Haram haturuhusiwi kuoa
    Sheikh: Umekosa uhondo padre
    te te te
     
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    Mayolela JF-Expert Member

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    Huu kweli utani na udaka aswa
     
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