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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Domowazi, Feb 1, 2012.

  1. Domowazi

    Domowazi JF-Expert Member

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    One day a mother went 2 visit her son Tom and his room mate, but when they were up for breakfirst the mother recognised that there was something going on between the two, Tom reading his mother's thoughts he said" I know what your thinking Mum but I can assure you that me and Marry are nothing than room mates..." The next day when the mother left Tom and his room mate realised that the silver sugar bowl is missing. So Marry(Tom's room mate) told Tom that "believe me or not from the day your Mum left till now the silver sugar bowl is missing" so Tom decided to e-mail his mom
    "Dear Mom I'm not saying that you took it and I'm not saying that you did not take it but the fact is that the silver sugar bowl is missing from tha day u left"
    after several days Tom received an E-mail from his mom saying that
    "Dear Son I'm not saying that your sleeping with Marry and I'm not saying that you are not sleeping with her but the fact is if she'd be sleeping at her own bedroom she would have found it already"
     
  2. Bakulutu

    Bakulutu JF-Expert Member

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    his nic story BUT..Your mistaken in using proper words
    Ukosea sana,mtua akianza kuisoma anakimbia,kwanza umetumia vifupisho vya kijinga ambavyo vina badili maana ya neno..CLIPIN sio sawa na SLEEPING, NAT sio sawa na NOT,acha sifa za kijinga na ku copy & paste.
    Chukua aslimia 33.
     
  3. B

    Blackboy. Member

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    Bora ungetumia tu kingereza cha kawaida.yani baadhi ya watu hawatakuelewa. Vifupisho kama hivyo ungevitumia katika post ya kiswahil ungesomeja zaidi Chukua 4.5%
     
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    Blackboy. Member

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    Ni kweli stor ni nzuri lakini bora ungetumia tu kingereza cha kawaida.yani baadhi ya watu hawatakuelewa. Vifupisho kama hivyo ungevitumia katika post ya kiswahil ungesomeja zaidi Chukua 4.5%
     
  5. Patrickn

    Patrickn JF-Expert Member

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    Storry nzuri but mbona unatumia lugha kama uko form 2? unamwandikia nani sasa? Hebu tutolee malugha ya kitoto hapa...
     
  6. Erickb52

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    Hahahahaaaaa hapo jamaa hana ujanja
     
  7. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Ni kweli nzuri, lakini kwa lugha uliyotumia = 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%
     
  8. Globu

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    Ujinga mtupu. Kuiga mambo ya watu, wakati hujui lolote.
     
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    majimbi Member

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    mmh wizi mtupu hana lolote!111111 bora angeandika kisambaa ningemuelewa
     
  10. Domowazi

    Domowazi JF-Expert Member

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    Oky.. Oky.. Oky... I accept changes guys, I got you and I've changed..! Hop you are no longer mad at me guys..!
     
  11. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Kama unaona thread ya mtu ina mushkel mweleweshe bila kutumia hayo maneno niliyobold kwa sababu yatamfanya ajisikie vibaya na kushindwa kuzingatia ulichomwambia. Samahani iwapo mleta thread ni mtu mnayetaniana
     
  12. Domowazi

    Domowazi JF-Expert Member

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    True that HYGEIA..! Tell them hata mtu ukitumia polite language utaeleweka tuu jaman kheee..!
     
  13. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Just above the RED LINE !
     
  14. Ziltan

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    still showing your childsh,
    abomination!!
     
  15. Domowazi

    Domowazi JF-Expert Member

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    we ziltan umekwama ww kama huelewi sema ueleweshwe acha upimbi..!
     
  16. Domowazi

    Domowazi JF-Expert Member

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    try airtel
     
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