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Muongo akihadithia

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, May 24, 2011.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    jamaa mmoja muongo alikua kijiweni anawahadithia watu jinsi alivyokua akimkimbiza swala porini akaishia kwamba " nikamkamata nikamlaza chini" ghafla kabla hajaendelea simu yake ikaita akaenda pembeni kupokea, washikaji wakawa wanamsubiria kwa hamu ili arudi aendelee, alivyorudi akawauliza hivi niliishia wapi? wakamwambia " umemkamata ukamlaza chini" jamaa akasema enheee, basi nikaanza kumvua nguo taratiibu huku nikimkumbatia na kumla madenda, washkaji wakashtuka na kuguna mmmh!! aaaaah! si alikua swala? jamaa akshtuka akasema aaaahaaa, nimekumbuka nikaanza kumchinja! washkaji hoiiiiiiii:
     
  2. M'bongo

    M'bongo Senior Member

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    I will be back
     
  3. wapalepale

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    nimeipenda... ngoja nikupashie mkuu
     
  4. THINKINGBEING

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    Hii ni matata.nimeikubali.
     
  5. Jaluo_Nyeupe

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    teh teh tehe. Kweli uongo noma na ukiwa muongo ucwe msahaulifu.
     
  6. Jaguar

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    Ayaaaaaaaah!
     
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    Ayayayayayayyayayayayayayayaaaaa
     
  8. DullyM

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    hii kiboko, lakini hoa ndio huwa wanachangamsha kikao, na uongo usio na madhara una raha zake!!
     
  9. Garmii

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    nimetabasam anagalau!
     
  10. M

    Morris Member

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    Ha ha ha! Sina mbavu jmami!
     
  11. vusile

    vusile Senior Member

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    Hahahahahahahahaha! Hii kali kwa kweli!
     
  12. Vinci

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    hahahahha.....nimeikubali hii. Ndio maana unaambiwa ukiwa muongo usipoteze kumbukumbu. yaan usiwe msahaulifu
     
  13. NATA

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    You made my day!
     
  14. Tanganyika1

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    nyota 5. No more coments.
     
  15. Kaka Sam

    Kaka Sam JF-Expert Member

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    Dah asante sana mkuu.. kwa kweli umenivunja mbavu dah......... em lete nyingine isee
     
  16. Viol

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    nakuja na lingine mkuu
     
  17. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa mmoja na mpenzi wake walikuwa chumbani wakivunja amri ya sita usiku taa ikiwa inawaka,kumbe kuna mshkaji alikuwa anakula chabo kwenye tundu la funguo...baada ya jamaa na mpenzi wake kustukia mchezo huo.....akachukua sindano na kuchomeka kwenye tundu la funguo....mara ghafla ikasikika sauti ya yule mla chabo kwa hasira akilalamika.."Dah! kudadadeki, jamaa kazima taa" asijue kumbe kashakuwa kipofu.
     
  18. Raia Fulani

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    sasa huyu alikuwa anasikia utamu hadi machoni?
     
  19. Mpui Lyazumbi

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    Pouwaa
     
  20. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    si unajua utamu ulimkolea
     
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