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"mungu hutaniwi hata kidogo...?"

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by HP1, Mar 19, 2012.

  1. HP1

    HP1 JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa wawili walikuwa wakisafiri kwa mtumbwi, ghafla mtumbwi wao ukapigwa na dhoruba kali ukapinduka. Jamaa wakatapatapa wakasema "..ee Mungu tusaidie..!". Ghafla wakaona magogo mawili wakayapanda yakawa yanaelekea ufukweni.
    Jamaa 1: Tumshukuru Mungu amtusaidia
    Jamaa 2: Wala sio Mungu magogo yamejitokeza tu
    Mara lile gogo la Jamaa 2 likavunjika akaanza kupiga makele akisema Mungu nisaidie!
    Wimbi kubwa likaja na kumsukuma mpaka kwenye ukingo.Akakamata majani akianza kujitoa kwenye maji
    Jamaa 1: Mshukuru Mungu
    Jamaa 2: Sio Mungu wala nini
    Ghafla majani yakang'oka akatumbukia kwenye maji. Akapiga Makelele akisema "..MUNGU HUTANIWI HATA KIDOGO...?"
     
  2. Mkare_wenu

    Mkare_wenu JF-Expert Member

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    Napita zangu>>>nshaaaaa...!!
     
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    Jaslaws JF-Expert Member

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    No connection,
     
  4. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaa atanie tena aone
     
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    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    Pamoja mkuu.
     
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    mh!!!!!kaazi kwelikweli
     
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    Matei Mehingi New Member

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    Kaka umetisha
     
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    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Upo juu mkuu
     
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    Khaaa! Na saiv ndo imetoka hiyo
     
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    Amekomaje!
     
  11. HP1

    HP1 JF-Expert Member

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    Alikuwa anambeep
     
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    nyariamani Member

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    niache kituo kinachofuata baba.
     
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    kaeso JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo haponi tena.
     
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    tumeshamkosa huyo!
     
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    Ennie JF-Expert Member

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    Mungu akampigia.
     
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    Yeboyebo iyo!
     
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