Dismiss Notice
You are browsing this site as a guest. It takes 2 minutes to CREATE AN ACCOUNT and less than 1 minute to LOGIN

Mume na Mkewe - Wife and Husband

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Utingo, Nov 10, 2010.

  1. Utingo

    Utingo JF-Expert Member

    Nov 10, 2010
    Joined: Dec 15, 2009
    Messages: 6,984
    Likes Received: 24
    Trophy Points: 145
    Wife & Husband
    Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!"
    Husband: "I wish you were a newspaper too my dear, so I can have a NEW ONE every morning!"

    Expiry date
    Wife: "Honey, what are you looking for?'
    Husband: "Nothing.
    Wife: "Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
    Husband:" I was looking for the expiry date!"

    Jangan Perasan dahh
    A 70 yr old man asks his wife "do you feel sad when you see me running behind young girls?"
    Wife replied "No, not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive it"
  2. Mbimbinho

    Mbimbinho JF-Expert Member

    Nov 10, 2010
    Joined: Aug 1, 2009
    Messages: 4,238
    Likes Received: 585
    Trophy Points: 280
    Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!!! duh hiyo ya Gazet nimeipenda.., u made ma day mkuu...)