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mullah forbids dancing.....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Crucifix, Jul 28, 2011.

  1. Crucifix

    Crucifix JF-Expert Member

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    A “modern” Islamic couple, preparing for a religious wedding meets with their Mullah for counseling.

    The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave. The man asks “We realize it’s tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we’d like your permission to dance together.”

    “Absolutely not” says the Mullah. “It’s immoral. Men and women always dance separately.”
    “So after the ceremony I can’t even dance with my own wife?” says the man.
    “No” answered the Mullah, “It’s forbidden in Islam“.
    “Well, okay” says the man, “What about sex? Can we finally have sex?”
    “Of course!” replies the Mullah, “Allah ho Akber! Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!”
    “What about different positions?” asks the man.
    “Allah ho Akber! No problem” says the Mullah.
    “Woman on top?” the man asks. “Sure” says the Mullah. “Allah ho Akber. Go for it!”
    “Doggy style?”
    “Sure! Allah ho Akber!”
    “On the kitchen table?”
    “Yes, yes! Allah ho Akber!”
    “Can we I do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porno video?”
    “You may indeed. Allah ho Akber!”
    “Can we do it standing up?”
    “No” says the Mullah.
    “Why not?” asks the man.
    “Because that could lead to dancing“…