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Muhindi na mtihani wa kiswahili

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by hashycool, Jan 9, 2011.

  1. hashycool

    hashycool JF-Expert Member

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    Hii ilikutwa kwenye mtihani alofanya mtoto wa kihindi wakati akijibu maswali ya methali

    swali; bandu bandu.....
    Jibu: Iko dugu yake patel iko nakaa bombay

    swali: Mtaka cha uvunguni......
    Jibu: Iko na binua tanda

    swali: Simba mwenda pole....
    Jibu: Iko fungwa na yanga

    swali; simba akinguruma...
    Jibu: Yanga yote nakimbia

    swali: Zimwi likujualo....
    Jibu: Iko fata veve hadi jumbani yako
     
  2. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Du!
     
  3. S

    Sudy brightson Member

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    Uyo mtoto lazima apate alama 300
     
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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    mtoto pata 100% simba bingwa
    one and only
     
  5. Monstgala

    Monstgala JF-Expert Member

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    hahah! Dogo mshabiki wa Simba huyo!
     
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    Leornado JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaaaa umenikumbusha mbaali sana aisee. Nyie huu sio utani ni kweli inatokea. Waliosoma Arusha Sec mtakumbuka sana vituko hivi 4m wahindi....
     
  7. Ms Judith

    Ms Judith JF-Expert Member

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    hahah
     
  8. Lizzy

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    Hahahahaha!'Zimwi likujualo iko fata veve mpaka nyumbani.' Nimeipenda hiyo sana!
     
  9. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    ha,ha.ha,haaaa... Duh! Hapa hakuna usemi
     
  11. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Veve nataka vunja sisi mbavu.
     
  12. Che Kalizozele

    Che Kalizozele JF-Expert Member

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    Mwingine nae huyu

    Ngoma ya kitoto...............uwambwa kwa manailoni
     
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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    Ebwana e hiyo picture hapo IPO JUU SANA
     
  14. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahahahaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!
     
  15. kijana makini

    kijana makini Member

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    dah si matusi hayo...hahahahahaah
     
  16. Amlima

    Amlima Senior Member

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    Na huyu nae:-
    swali: usipoziba ufa....
    Jibu: wezi iko nachungulia veve.
     
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    Simeon Member

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    swali:chovya chovya......
    Jibu:mchuzi
    Swali:kikulacho......
    Jibu:chawa
     
  18. NILHAM RASHED

    NILHAM RASHED JF-Expert Member

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    kazidiwa huyo muhindi lol...:love::love:
     
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    Leornado JF-Expert Member

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    Mi nakumbuka hadi leo kutoka kwa bint wa kihindi. "Samaki moja bovu wengine yote piya bovu". Ila alipewaga max kidogo. Sasa cha kujiuliza alifauluje mtihani wa la saba manake miaka hiyo ilikuwa mitihani yote ni kwa kiswahili na akafulu kujiunga na shule ya serikali...ilikuwa full kucheka darasani.
     
  20. Horseshoe Arch

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    Kwa niaba ya wana-Yanga inabidi nitoe tamko..tumenyanyaswa sana...tumezalilishwa sana...nadhani there is a wish we have to grant!...ni ubingwa!
     
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