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Muhindi aliyesilimishwa!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by CaptainDunga, Oct 14, 2012.

  1. CaptainDunga

    CaptainDunga Senior Member

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    Muhindi mmoja alisilimishwa na Sheikh akamwambia kila unapokula usisahau kupiga Bismillah la sivyo utakuwa unakula na shetani,basi yule muhindi kuna kipindi akajisahau kupiga Bismillah kwa miezi kama miwili hivi,basi shetani akamfuata Sheikh akamwambia mkumbushe muhindi kupiga Bismillah kwa sababu ataniua kwa pilipili
     
  2. Nokla

    Nokla JF-Expert Member

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    kupiga? What is that? Ni kutamka na si kupiga.....

    But umetisha mkuu, so funny!
     
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    Aikaotana JF-Expert Member

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    bravo
    nimetabasamu!
     
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    Khokhma Senior Member

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    Familia nzima 2metabasamu. Thnx
     
  5. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Bismilah haifukuzi shetani!
     
  6. ze encyclopedia

    ze encyclopedia JF-Expert Member

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    na iyo alvatar yako....nimetabasam ila naona unapenda sana kula
     
  7. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    ha,ha,ha,ha,haaaaaa!!! nimeikubali hii imenipa hamu ya kula mchana huuu
     
  8. Elijah

    Elijah JF-Expert Member

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    very creative
     
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    Abra Member

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    dah nimeipenda hiyo
     
  10. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu avatar yako imefanya nicheke zaidi!!!
     
  11. MARCKO

    MARCKO JF-Expert Member

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    Nimecheka
     
  12. Bishop Hiluka

    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    Nilikuwa nasoma huku navuta picha niliyoiona kwenye vichekesho vya Channel Ten...
     
  13. salito

    salito JF-Expert Member

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    Acha upuuzi wewe..
     
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    chambilecho Member

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    hiyo tamu, shetani chezea pilipili ya india.
     
  15. CaptainDunga

    CaptainDunga Senior Member

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    Bali inafanyaje?
     
  16. CaptainDunga

    CaptainDunga Senior Member

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    Hahahahahahah
     
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    aduwilly JF-Expert Member

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    choma kanisa lililojirani na wewe kama ume-mind kivile
     
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    aduwilly JF-Expert Member

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    inafanya shetani asile pilipili na wewe
     
  19. salito

    salito JF-Expert Member

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    Ndio Nyie wajinga wachache mnaotaka kutuletea matatizo watanzania na hizi dini zenu za kukaririshwa na kuletewa na watu weupe,sijui mkoje...natamani ningewachuja wadini wote nchi hii tukae kwa amani sisi wabantu.
     
  20. ThePromise

    ThePromise JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha haaa!shetani naye mroho mno,kwani lazima ale kwa muhindi tu akati kuna mahali pengi tu anakokaribishwa!...dah,nmecheka sana!
     
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