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Mugabe really bricking it now Gaddafi is dead
Oct 21st, 2011
Zimbabwes President Robert Mugabe is reportedly shitting himself over the fact that now Muammar Gaddafi is dead he might be next.
Mugabe reportedly reacted to the news of the former Libyan leaders death by cradling his head in his hands and crying Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit. Unconfirmed reports suggest he then poured himself a large whiskey before locking himself in the bathroom.
Roberts really worried that hell be next, said Mugabes butler Sandy. Its so sad. He hasnt been himself lately he barely touched his fish fingers at dinner. He was just aimlessly pushing the peas around on his plate.
Some suggest Mugabes fears are well grounded. Now Gaddaffi is dead attention will turn to the worlds other despots, said world affairs expert Thompson Child.
Logically Turkmenistan leader Saparmurat Niyazov should be next, but lets be honest Mugabe is much easier to pronounce and spell.
Story: Simon Swatman
Mugabe really bricking it now Gaddafi is dead
Oct 21st, 2011
Zimbabwes President Robert Mugabe is reportedly shitting himself over the fact that now Muammar Gaddafi is dead he might be next.
Mugabe reportedly reacted to the news of the former Libyan leaders death by cradling his head in his hands and crying Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit. Unconfirmed reports suggest he then poured himself a large whiskey before locking himself in the bathroom.
Roberts really worried that hell be next, said Mugabes butler Sandy. Its so sad. He hasnt been himself lately he barely touched his fish fingers at dinner. He was just aimlessly pushing the peas around on his plate.
Some suggest Mugabes fears are well grounded. Now Gaddaffi is dead attention will turn to the worlds other despots, said world affairs expert Thompson Child.
Logically Turkmenistan leader Saparmurat Niyazov should be next, but lets be honest Mugabe is much easier to pronounce and spell.
Story: Simon Swatman
