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Mugabe aliposikia kifo cha Gaddafi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Askari Kanzu, Oct 21, 2011.

  1. Askari Kanzu

    Askari Kanzu JF-Expert Member

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    Mugabe ‘really bricking it’ now Gaddafi is dead

    Oct 21st, 2011
    Zimbabwe’s President Robert Mugabe is reportedly shitting himself over the fact that now Muammar Gaddafi is dead he might be next.
    Mugabe reportedly reacted to the news of the former Libyan leader’s death by cradling his head in his hands and crying “Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit.” Unconfirmed reports suggest he then poured himself a large whiskey before locking himself in the bathroom.

    “Robert’s really worried that he’ll be next,” said Mugabe’s butler Sandy. “It’s so sad. He hasn’t been himself lately – he barely touched his fish fingers at dinner. He was just aimlessly pushing the peas around on his plate.”

    Some suggest Mugabe’s fears are well grounded. “Now Gaddaffi is dead attention will turn to the world’s other despots,” said world affairs expert Thompson Child.

    “Logically Turkmenistan leader Saparmurat Niyazov should be next, but let’s be honest – Mugabe is much easier to pronounce and spell.”

    Story: Simon Swatman
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    Let it happen vry fast so he can pave way to other african leaders like kibaki, jk n so on
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