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Mtoto umleavyo huko uswahilini!chumba kimoja!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by KakaKiiza, Oct 9, 2011.

  1. KakaKiiza

    KakaKiiza JF-Expert Member

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    Mtoto alikua anabishana na mama yake. MTOTO:Mbona jogoo huwa anamkimbiza kuku jike? MAMA:Kamuibia chakula chake.
    MTOTO:Mbona mbuzi dume huwa anamdandia jike?MAMA: Kachoka kutembea anataka kubebwa.
    MTOTO:Kwahio baba anavyopandaga juu yako ucku alikuwa anajifunza kutembea kama mjusi?..MAMA: He! We mshenzi toka hapa!
     
  2. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaa! Watoto wa bongo fleva ni hatari tupu
     
  3. Mtego wa Noti

    Mtego wa Noti JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahaha....watoto wa jakaya hao, kazi kwelikweli.....
     
  4. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    anakuwa kachoka kulalia godoro dodoma anataka godoro chapa mtu!!!!
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    matatizo ya kuishi rumu moja na watoto hayo...
     
  6. KakaKiiza

    KakaKiiza JF-Expert Member

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    Tena wanaigiza wamelala kumbe shuka katia tundu anaona unavyo kukuruka!
     
  7. FM stereo

    FM stereo Senior Member

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    umaskini wetu ndio utakaowaharibu watoto wetu.
     
  8. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    Siku hizi wazazi wanafanya mambo yao mchana watoto wakiwa shule.
     
  9. la Jeneral

    la Jeneral JF-Expert Member

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    mzee mchana ngumu si mnakuwa kwenye pilikapilika za kusaka manoti,dawa ni kuwaamisha chumba watoto hakuna ujanja
     
  10. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Mbona anakuwa anajipandisha juu na kujirudisha kwa chini na ww unamvutia kwako
     
  11. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    izazi cha sharobaro hiki
     
  12. Madea TZ

    Madea TZ Member

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    kazi kweli kweli
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Dogo bingwa wa chabo,nomaaa.
     
  14. N

    Nytemare Member

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    Hata watoto wa line za polisi nao ndo zao..
     
  15. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Hawa watoto wa kizazi kipya nuksi
     
  16. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Anakuwa anaota anaendesha baiskeli
     
  17. B

    Boney E.M. JF-Expert Member

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    Wadosi wao wanapeana zamu kwa kuwa wako wengi kwenye room, wengine wanaenda Coco Beach wakati waliobakia wakisaga rumba kwa room. Waswahili wangewatuma watoto wakaangalie TV mbali wakirudi tayari...
     
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