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Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Bujibuji, Dec 16, 2010.

  1. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.

    Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home. She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already.

    The little Boy says: "Dark in here."
    The Man says: "Yes, it is."
    Boy: "I have a soccer ball; do you want to buy it?"
    Man: "No, thanks."
    Boy: "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!"
    Man: "OK, how much?"
    Boy: "R250-00."

    A few weeks later it happened again and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.
    Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have soccer boots."
    The Man, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How much?"
    The Boy says:"R750-00."
    The Man says: "Fine, I will buy them."

    A few days later, the Father says to the boy: "Grab your ball and boots, let's go outside and have a game." The Boy says: "I can't, I sold them for R1000." The Father says: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... R1000 is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your sins." They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the
    door.


    The Boy says: "Dark in here."
    The Priest says: "Don't start that shit again!"
    THIS IS MY CHURCH NOT YOU’RE FATHER’S HOUSE
     
  2. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Aint a shit
     
  3. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Kidhungu kinachosha kusoma. Bujibuji hebu nitafsirie basi
     
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    MZEE SERENGETI JF-Expert Member

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    Ungetumia Kikuga nigeelewa zaidi.
     
  5. NILHAM RASHED

    NILHAM RASHED JF-Expert Member

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    oooh verry funny!!!!!!!!!!! i like it,,,
     
  6. Rose1980

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    shost nina shida na hina unayo?
     
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    duuuuuu!
     
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    NILHAM RASHED JF-Expert Member

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    mehndi12-300x214.jpg mehndi-designs-for-hands.gif kama hii au ipi tena mpenzi?????????
     
  9. semango

    semango JF-Expert Member

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    teh!teh!teh!.....daaah!dunia kweli inaishia.mpaka watumishi!!!!
     
  10. Humphnicky

    Humphnicky JF-Expert Member

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    Padre kaua bendi. hiyo posti angetajwa shehe ungeona kina chamajani na malaria sugu wangeanzisha swala lao la udini
     
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