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Mtoto akimbiza waumini kanisani!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mpemba mbishi, Nov 28, 2011.

  1. mpemba mbishi

    mpemba mbishi JF-Expert Member

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    Kanisani kulikua na ibada ya maombi PADRi akasema kama kuna muumin yeyote ana maombi ainuke.
    Mara mtoto akaenuka na kuanza kuwaombea wazazi wake,
    Akaanza mtoto: "Nawaombea wale wote wasiokua na mavazi kama wale wasichana wanaokaa uchi kwenye SIMU ya BABA wapate hela wanunue nguo,
    na pia nawaombea wale wasio kua na nyumba kama wale wanaume wanaokuja kulala na MAMA wakati baba akiwa hayupo wapate uwezo wajenge nyumba zao waache kuja kumsubua MAMA usiku.
    Mh! Kazi kwako !
     
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    Wambuzi JF-Expert Member

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    ovyooooo
     
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    vunjajungu JF-Expert Member

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    Duuu!!!
     
  4. Mshiiri

    Mshiiri JF-Expert Member

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    Balaa wakati mwingine tuwaulize watoto wataenda kuomba nini hapo baadae.
     
  5. gango2

    gango2 JF-Expert Member

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    nimeipenda avatar yako!!!
     
  6. ndyoko

    ndyoko JF-Expert Member

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    Tobaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
     
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    pililani Member

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    uwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
     
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    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    Yethuu na maria..!!
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaa ! Pole weee !
     
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    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Wewe kweli "wambuzi" huna haya wala aibu! Yaani mdau kajipinda kuteremsha uzi, then wakamtisha za uso ki-viazi !
     
  11. mpemba mbishi

    mpemba mbishi JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha umeonaeeeeeeeee! Lakini usijali mdauu kumbuka bondia mpiganaji haogopi ngumi za usoo
     
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    Maayo JF-Expert Member

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    Mbafu sanguuu!!!
     
  13. brightrich

    brightrich Senior Member

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    Mtoto amefanya vema kuwaombea wazazi wake wote waache uzinzi, Mungu husikia sana sala za watoto na watabadilika.
     
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    Senator p JF-Expert Member

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    Dogo apewe kher zote kumi,kwan kawaokoa wazaz wake kutoka ktk utumwa wa dhambi.
     
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    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    Very good mtoto. Wazazi shame on you.

    Mzee mzima unaweka picha wa wanawake wakiwa uchi kwenye simu yako. Mpige picha mkeo na wanao wakiwa uchi uweke kwenye simu kama unaona fahari. MNAJIDHALILISHA!

    Na we mama, mzee katoka kidogo. Unaingiza midume mingine wakuzamishie midude yao, acha ujinga. Wewe ni mke wa mtu. ONA SASA WATOTO WANAKUUMBUA.
     
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    MR. DRY JF-Expert Member

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    "Hawa watoto waliozaliwa kipindi cha jakaya yupo madarakani" by fella....nukta
     
  17. boma2000

    boma2000 JF-Expert Member

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    ni joke nzuri
     
  18. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Haijakaa vizuri kwangu. Maadili yanazingatiwa
     
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    Prince ED New Member

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    huyo mtoto danger
     
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    libent JF-Expert Member

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    huyu dogo inaonekana anampigia chabo mama yake wakati anapewa mambo
     
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