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Mtihani

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Matti, Mar 21, 2011.

  1. Matti

    Matti Member

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    Mtihani wa maarifa ya dunia:
    1.Kama hela haioti kwenye miti, kwanini bank zina matawi?
    2.Kwanini gundi haigandi kwenye chupa yake?
    3.Kama tunatakiwa
    tusi-drive wakati tumekunywa, kwa nini bar kuna parking?
    4.Kama neno
    abbreviation linamaanisha ufupisho, kwa nini lenyewe ni refu hivyo?
    5.Kama tunatakiwa
    kufanya sex ndani ya ndoa tu, Kwanini tunabalehe kabla ya kufunga ndoa?

    Nipe majibu.
     
  2. LD

    LD JF-Expert Member

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    Mi mwenyewe na ishangaa hiyo namba tano.
    Au tumepandikiziwa hiyo Imani na wazungu nini?
     
  3. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha ha nilikuwa sijaiona nimecheka kweli leo ha ha ha ha u made my day!!!!
     
  4. aye

    aye JF-Expert Member

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    safi iyoooo
     
  5. Mbimbinho

    Mbimbinho JF-Expert Member

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    hiyo namba tano lazima niingie mahabara ili niwe scientist wa kwanza mTZ maana huku kote washazindua, lazima nijue kwanini hii kitu
     
  6. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    Fanya faster wasije wakakuwahi
     
  7. Avatar

    Avatar JF Gold Member

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    1. Hela ni karatasi... Na karatasi zinatokana na miti.. Miti ina matawi!..
    2. Ikiwa ndani ya chupa haiwi gundi.. Inakua gundi ukishagundika sehemu!...
    3. Parking sio kwa ajili ya walevi... Ni kwa ajili ya magari, Kwani yanakunywa!?...
    4. Hata mi nashangaa!..
    5. Unaweza ukaoa hata kabla...
     
  8. Mkwaruzo

    Mkwaruzo JF-Expert Member

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    5. Hata katika sanaa huwezi kuingia kabla ya kujigundua kuwa una kipaji au huna. Hivyo tunabelehe kabla ili kujitathmini kama tunaweza kutoa huduma au laa. Si mnajuwa kujigundua umelala doro ndani ya ndoa ni aibu???
     
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