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mteja ndani ya hotel

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by matumbo, Aug 6, 2012.

  1. matumbo

    matumbo JF-Expert Member

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    [h=6]Mteja flani kaingia kwa 5 star hotel.

    MTEJA:"Pilau bei gani?"

    WAITER:"Tsh.2000 pamoja na kachumbari."

    MTEJA:"Kwani kachumbari ni bei gani?"

    WAITER:"Kachumbari ni bure."

    MTEJA:"Basi nipe kachumbari sahani moja."

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  2. snochet

    snochet JF-Expert Member

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    huyo atakuwa mpare
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    anapenda vya bure huyo shauri yake au kazoea?
     
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    Wajad JF-Expert Member

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    Au mmasai
     
  5. Cantalisia

    Cantalisia JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahah hahhhah hahhahah!
     
  6. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu ni kumkomoa tu unamletea kachumbari yenye pilipili kibao halafu unamwambia akibakiza analipia elfu ishirini
     
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    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    una utani na watu kijana...
    huyo ni morani must
     
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