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Mtanzania New York!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Adrian Stepp, Apr 13, 2012.

  1. Adrian Stepp

    Adrian Stepp Verified User

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    A woman from TZ is sitting in a
    bar in New York with 2 guys
    beside her. The 1st guy says 2 the
    barman "Johnie Walker, single".
    The 2nd guy blurts "Jack Daniels,
    ... single". After that, the bartender
    approaches the lady & asks "& you
    madam?".She replies with
    confidence "Asha Selemani,
    married".....
    mademu wa uswazi bana


     
  2. muuza ugoro

    muuza ugoro JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha heeh!
     
  3. m

    myasis Member

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    She proved failure!
     
  4. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaha!!!!!
    kitu cha Uswzini kwetu TMK
     
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    mzawahalisi JF-Expert Member

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    Sio uswazi, ni UTanzania. Kwani hayo mapombe kuyajua ama kuto ya jua ndio maendeleo. Dada Asha hana mda ostadhat wa watu hazijui hizo pombe. Big up Asha brk.
     
  6. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    khaaaaaaaaaaa!!
     
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