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Mtanzania na Teknologia!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kindafu, Jan 14, 2012.

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    kindafu JF-Expert Member

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    After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1,000 years, and concluded that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.

    So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200 meters and headlines in the US papers read: "US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibres and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."

    One week later, the Tanzanian newspapers reported the following: "After digging as deep as 500 meters, Tanzanian scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using wireless technology.
     
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    Hahaha!
    We 22si 2!
     
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    mpigilie JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeipenda
     
  4. Geraldo DaVinci

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    Very good our ancestors used bluetooth
     
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    This is hilarious indeed,watanzania tuna ubunifu saaaana hatukosi cha kusema..
     
  6. WAHEED SUDAY

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    Nayo hii ni kali
     
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    Nimeipenda hii.
    Hahahahaha
     
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    TUMY JF-Expert Member

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    Wabongo ni noumer:lol::lol::lol:
     
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    My ribs, oh God!
     
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    noumer indeed!
     
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    Imetisha sana
     
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    Emaglo Senior Member

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    Hahahaha we are tanzanians
     
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    hahahahahaha!asante kwa kunichekesha lol!
     
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    kha! Hii noma ya kufungulia mwaka!
     
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    kindafu JF-Expert Member

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    Wabongo sio mchezo mkuu!
     
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    Duh, hapo kwenye wireless technology ndo balaa...
     
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    Khi khi khiiiii!
     
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    MUMY A JF-Expert Member

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    hhahaha lol..tuko juuuu!
     
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    Tz ndo hii bhana !
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    babu zetu au vijana wa zamani walikuwa mabwege tu eti wanambeba mzungu yupo pekeyake zaidi ya 1000KM huku wanachekelea na hawapati hata wazo la kumpa kibano ndio ije kuwa wireless
     
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